I want to eat her Arabic ahh as the twerk to Nicki Minaj

Having ignored a Valentines dm

Can I pout about

Her ignoring my Christmas follow

"How'd you meet"

"A downs syndrome guy began to consider me his best friend after I was nice to him on a couple occasions. I even gave him my number when asked. Jane was his "handler.""

Pretty pointy-faced Ukrainian blonde I had a nice conversation with I saw same spot few weeks later. Immediately as I laid eyes on her, and saw she was looking at me, I didn't know whether to acknowledge her with a head knod and smile, so within milleseconds jerked my eyes aggressively away.

I went to the grocery store to get a new toothbrush and then decided to check the candy isle. As I was perusing, I glanced beside me and saw a couple feet away a the backside of a short girl in yoga pants with a very perky bum. I immediately jolted to the self-checkout with toothbrush in tow.

And to those who substitute "hot sauce" in their vocabulary with "sriracha" – go f*ck yourselves.

Being too tall for a Celica I would have been given a great deal on as my 1st car is my biggest regret in life

For 20 minutes I sat in there figuring how I could make it work