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Paul Martin. Freelance TV News Cameraman. Will film stuff for cold, hard cash or tea and biscuits. “Idiot with a lens.” - Mrs ukcameraman.

Underwater rat throttling champion 1997.
It’s the Great South Run that does it.
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Outstanding Orange Shitgibbon descriptions there Speccy, I am writing them down to use more in polite conversation.
March 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy birthday my dear chap..!
February 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sorry Tom, but I’m down the pub…
February 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I could go along with that..!
February 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I went for a long walk through central London… worth it.
February 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I will again deploy an appropriate emoji… 🤦‍♂️
February 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🤦 or 🫣
February 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Hmm… Fawlty: “Don’t mention the war… I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it…”

*Tom sharpens his butter knife whilst a knowing smile crosses Barbara’s lips.*
January 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not far off then..! I seriously had to convince myself not to go up and check. It was uncanny.
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I was in London yesterday. I had to do a double take but then realised the beard was too bushy…
January 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Ah..! Missed the chance for a face to face hello… sorry to have missed you..!
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM