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Amber Jane
@ukaunz.bsky.social
Gen X; Mum to 2 teenagers; atheist; Tsundoku expert (book hoarder) and bibliophage 📚; Duolingo slave.
Living on Ngunnawal country, Canberra, Australia.
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No one seems to know the correct usage any more 😭
May 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I had a doll like that once.
March 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
This Wisconsin?
March 31, 2025 at 8:45 AM
My complaint:

The weblink headline for this article says “Will PM Dutton raise the petrol price in his first budget?”.

Dutton is not the PM and never has been. This headline shows bias as it seems to be barracking for Dutton and may influence people’s votes in his favour.
March 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Not a verifiable source, but for what it’s worth:
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The irony of this person asking people to donate for kidney surgery but mocking this science 🤦‍♀️
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trumps portrait on the left and the source photo it was painted from on the right. I think the artist actually flattered him. What a narcissistic whinger he is.
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Who told you that?
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Someone needs to illustrate that!
March 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Unfortunately it’s not the original Banksy artwork which appeared in 2017, but I think it’s actually an enhancement of the original. (Trump now faces to the left, travelling in the opposite direction of evolution.)
March 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Looks like some kind of right-wing, tabloid bullshit
February 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Just found out my kiwi husband has never had cinnamon sugar toast*. So is it just an Australian thing?

*even better on raisin toast

#Australia #NewZealand
#food
February 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is what merdeoch lackey rita panahi feels the need to dribble, as if she has ever “been” anything worthy 🙄
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What does this mean?
February 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I lost count of how many rows I did, and it’s all twisty, but I feel like I’ve improved so much since I started about 5 hours ago.
#beginner #crochet
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February 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I’ve finished my 10x10 swatch but it turns out I’ve been doing it wrong. I’ve been crocheting into one side of each “V” instead of through both strands. So now I’ve ended up with a weird ribbed pattern! Will have to try again 😭
#beginner #crochet
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February 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Okay I think I’m getting the hang of it…
#beginner #crochet
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February 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Relearning #crochet
Making a little swatch for practice, I started out with a chain of 11 and then turned for the next row. Skipped the first chain. Single crocheted into the next and did 4 more, but now it looks like I’ve only got 3 left. What happened to the other 2 chains 😭
#beginner #crochet
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February 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My son is learning to crochet 🧶

This is the kit he is attempting to make as a gift for his girlfriend 🥰 I’m going to help him figure it out, but I’ve forgotten how to myself! Both of us will have to learn from the beginning…
February 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My browser won’t open that link for some reason. But this is the conversion chart that confused me:
February 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t know if these crochet instructions are supposed to be in US or UK terms. It seems to be a mixture. Does UK have “SC”? Does US have “HTR”? Someone help please! 😂
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February 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I haven’t crocheted for decades (and wasn’t ever any good at it) and now my son wants to learn, so I’m going to have to re-learn it to be able to help him! 🧶
February 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Here it is with Alt-text.
February 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Aww, have you got a thing for Rupey? He’ll never love you back.
January 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The GOP are triggered.
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM