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UilFella
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I'm not bald, I'm big-boned. General nonsense with possible seriousness now and then. NO MAGA.

Head of TACTICAL Submersible Hamster Lavatory Covert Anti-Atheist Operations, Church of the Forgiving Eagle

Above Kamran Launderette, Windmill Rd., Croydon
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Mood:
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The fact that Kenvue haven't sued the absolute hell out of people like Trump & Paxton is why I've switched to UilCo's ANTIFAminophen.
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Getting ready to ho?! (GASP!)
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Quokkanotosaurus was considered to be the friendliest and cutest of the dinosaurs, but this immense theropod used tree branches as a lure for its herbivorous prey.
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Pooh sniffed as the transport sequence began. "Is something burning" he asked, while the annular confinement beam's misalignment singed off his fur.

The transporter malfunction separated his living spirit from his body, which became a damp smear on the pad.

"Oh, bother", said Pooh.
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You're right. I was wrong. He doesn't live in luxury.

I particularly like the astonishingly humble Grand Piano. It's a nice shabby-chic touch.
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey! Hey, you guys!

You should TOTALLY follow Caenhill Countryside Centre here on Bluesky at @caenhillcc.bsky.social !
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My favourite brand:
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
But there are NO tariffs on ANTIFAminophen!
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I found them! We know why they weren't around!

They've been Raptured!
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
September 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wishing the absolute happiest and bestest birthday to you, @bruceshark.bsky.social .
September 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Come on, Fellas!

Let's get it done and save some lives!
September 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Behold!
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Post your dream ride.
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tired of life feeling like this...
August 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nope. The only time I go through the Pine Barrens is on the Parkway, or 47 and 55, and at speed.

I was totally traumatized by exposure to the story of ol' Mother Leeds and her lovely little kid when I was way too young for it.😬
August 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Is it any wonder that Medusa was so ill-tempered?
August 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Of course, this is how it's more commonly known...

Still, I love the design of the house.
August 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery, but there would be signs...
August 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jeannine's Juice Box:
August 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM