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Listing for NYT column by Nils Gilman, titled "If You Tell ChatGPT Your Secrets, Will They Be Kept Safe?"
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A photo of a stylish blue Nissan Sentra with a dark top. A speech bubble from the car reads "Everybody look at me!!!." The image is captioned with "Sentra of Attention."
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Screenshot of the NYT Games badge for 250 perfect games, a black nonagon shape divided horizontally by a line and surrounded by a thick lavender nonagonal outline. Above the horizontal line the background is pale gray and "250" appears in black text; below the line the background is pink or rose and the Connections "layer cake" symbol is outlined in the same black line as the nonagon and divider. The symbol is four horizontal rectangles neatly stacked atop each other. Each rectangular layer is about six times longer than it is tall. The fill colors from top to bottom are yellow, green, blue and purple, which are used in-game to flag solution groups from least to most obscure.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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A picture of a wild-haired Lord John Whorfin, captioned "Laugh-a while you can monkey boy!"
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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NYT should know better
Play Connections: Sports Edition
October 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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not to scale, apparently
So, the hand of Adam is reaching up from the Creation canvas into a black void where it is touching the lower left corner of a white square in which is '1"' in stark black text. Meanwhile a horses hoof, reaches down into the black void from the top of the frame to touch the upper right corner and sorry I'm not familiar enough with medieval horse paintings to determine the source that was stolen from, but the overall effect is just more brainnumbingly idiotic and random cryptoshit imagery.
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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More chances to win a small order of fries or tiny shake when you interact with our facial recognition kiosks
CNN Headline: McDonald’s is bringing back Monopoly after a decade — with a high-tech twist.
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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DerF will be present to witness the loyalty oaths and some of the many drunken hazing rituals rumored to be in the works.
President Trump plans to attend an unusual gathering of U.S. generals and admirals at a military base in Virginia on Tuesday, an event coming at a moment when Mr. Trump has pushed for a new kind of war-fighter culture at the Pentagon. It was not immediately clear whether Mr. Trump planned to give a formal address to the hundreds of military leaders from around the world at the base at Quantico, Va., or whether his remarks would be made public.
September 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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He really doesn't care, but the sycophants should.
NYT Analysis In Going After His Foes, Trump Sets a Precedent That Could Haunt His Allies President Trump’s retribution campaign risks ushering in a cycle of retaliation in which each new administration takes aim at the last one.
September 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Queen Bee recognition for 20 September Spelling Bee. Required letter A; other letters DELNZY
September 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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the resulting feed juxtaposition
Screengrab of this post in the feed immediately above a Wired article titled "Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI 'Superintelligence.' Strike 3 Holdings is suing Meta in federal court, alleging the tech giant pirated copyrighted adult videos to train its AI models."
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM