Jojo
@uhohjojo.bsky.social
he/they
everything i say is 100% serious and true
everything i say is 100% serious and true
the final destination movies are so funny in concept. Imagine the metaphysical concept of death getting pissed off at you specifically because you had a panic attack and decided not to go on the plane that crashed
May 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
the final destination movies are so funny in concept. Imagine the metaphysical concept of death getting pissed off at you specifically because you had a panic attack and decided not to go on the plane that crashed
Why does my job make me do VR training scenarios on how to get out of your fucking car
May 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Why does my job make me do VR training scenarios on how to get out of your fucking car
asking strangers if I can take their name like I'm some kind of fae creature
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
asking strangers if I can take their name like I'm some kind of fae creature
I'm exactly like Batman if he was poor and stupid and ugly and didn't fight crime.
April 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I'm exactly like Batman if he was poor and stupid and ugly and didn't fight crime.
Not watching MCU movies anymore. The only superhero I care about now is Ultraman.
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not watching MCU movies anymore. The only superhero I care about now is Ultraman.
watching the auto battler carefully make sure no energy ever touches my pokemon
March 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
watching the auto battler carefully make sure no energy ever touches my pokemon
If I see you in Pokémon TCG putting Misty down I'm going to send my hunter-killer androids to peel you.
March 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I see you in Pokémon TCG putting Misty down I'm going to send my hunter-killer androids to peel you.
pokemon tcg where you set your status to beginner with your cute little beginner deck and get paired up with someone 15 levels higher than you with stacked custom deck full of holographic ex cards man I'll just fucking concede and kill myself
March 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
pokemon tcg where you set your status to beginner with your cute little beginner deck and get paired up with someone 15 levels higher than you with stacked custom deck full of holographic ex cards man I'll just fucking concede and kill myself
follow me for more satanic subliminal messages like these
March 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
follow me for more satanic subliminal messages like these
hang tight everybody I'm trying to establish a telepathic link to godzilla, he'll know what to do.
March 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
hang tight everybody I'm trying to establish a telepathic link to godzilla, he'll know what to do.
there's nothing funnier to me than 11 year olds discovering life doesn't end when you turn 20 and that most of the people acting silly online are like 40
March 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
there's nothing funnier to me than 11 year olds discovering life doesn't end when you turn 20 and that most of the people acting silly online are like 40
"My innie." "My outie." I refuse to watch Severance to understand these goofy ass jokes, and I will simply live in a world where you're passionately discussing belly buttons.
March 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"My innie." "My outie." I refuse to watch Severance to understand these goofy ass jokes, and I will simply live in a world where you're passionately discussing belly buttons.
this is how it feels to have a full hunting party of random SOS joins help you in monster hunter wilds
March 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
this is how it feels to have a full hunting party of random SOS joins help you in monster hunter wilds
"Don't these protestors have jobs?" he said, smugly, as the headsmans ax cleanly lopped off his stupid head.
March 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Don't these protestors have jobs?" he said, smugly, as the headsmans ax cleanly lopped off his stupid head.
drove to work early to beat the storm, clocked in, then had to shelter in place lol getting PAID for this mf tornado warning
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
drove to work early to beat the storm, clocked in, then had to shelter in place lol getting PAID for this mf tornado warning
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When I was a kid, being outwardly evil was not acceptable
March 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When I was a kid, being outwardly evil was not acceptable
wonder how that dude that put me on a block list for saying "shitlib" feels about liberals right about now lol
March 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
wonder how that dude that put me on a block list for saying "shitlib" feels about liberals right about now lol
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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
democratic party dies this year ngl
March 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
democratic party dies this year ngl
not voting for a single democrat until he's gone i swear to GOD
March 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
not voting for a single democrat until he's gone i swear to GOD
Chuck Schumer needs to lose everything and live in the fucking gutter
March 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Chuck Schumer needs to lose everything and live in the fucking gutter
@schumer.senate.gov go fuck yourself
March 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@schumer.senate.gov go fuck yourself