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She was not, in fact, cool at all || Reminding myself to be patient, thankful, & kind || Failing at it ✨every day✨ || (She/Her) || ♏️
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And now, a Haiku.

*5 syllable scream*
*Take a deep breath for seven*
*Then scream for 5 more*

Thank you.
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Learning to be kind to myself has been one of the hardest battles I’ve ever faced—but also the most rewarding.

This one is to my body: thank you for surviving the wars I used to wage against you ❤️‍🩹
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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🖋️ We’re keeping it classic for October’s last Writing Prompt Wednesday:

📝 In honor of spooky season, create your most haunting Two Sentence Horror Story and share it in the comments!

🪶 Read my version on the last slide or below… IF YOU DARE. 👻😈👹
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Today just so happens to be my birthday! So for this Musing Monday, I’m posting my favorite kind of literary writing—prose poetry! Here’s a little reminder that even still hearts can learn to beat again (with a cute, but very rough animation to go alongside it!). 💙
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I didn’t even know a 2-in-1 washer/dryer unit was a thing until I moved here 😅

This routine was picked up pretty much immediately—because trying to focus with all that racket felt like I was writing inside of a jet engine 🛩️

Anyway, happy Freelancer Friday & enjoy my pre-laundry survival ritual 🧺✨
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Hi there! I’m Alexis—a freelance creative, script, and copywriter!

If you’re interested in writing services, reading some of my writing, or just want to follow along on my journey, check out my account!

You can also check out some of my best work + services on my website: www.alexisecrivaine.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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✨Alliteration✨is one of my favorite literary devices!

📝 Can you craft a creation that sings through sound? Post your piece in the comments!

🪶 See my take on the 3rd slide and below:
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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On this week’s Musing Monday, not only do you get a whimsical short story about a very un-serious little frog, you get to see my silly little sketches that go along with it!
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Oh, to be a sleeping frog on a lillypad 🪷 If you could be anything other than human, what would you be? What would you do?
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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On this week’s Freelancer Friday, another tour through my office—with more things that definitely make sense to me and absolutely no one else 🤗

Do you have out-of-the-ordinary things in your office that keep you inspired?
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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✍️Writing Prompt Wednesday!✍️

🖋️ Some memories fade. Others we tuck away-not to forget, but to finally make peace with them. But what does making peace with a memory look like?

📝 Write your perspective in the comments!

🪶 I call my take, “Polaroids.” You can read it below and on the last slide:
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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There’s beauty in descent—calmness, stillness. 🌊
Until you realize you’ve forgotten to come up for air. 🌬️

#MusingMondays #CreativeWriting #poetsofbluesky #prose #prosepoetry #writersofbluesky #poetry #freelancersofbluesky #writer #Freelancewriting #spokenword #alexisecrivaine
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Taking the ghost out of ghostwriting with An Ideal Day in the Life of a Freelance Writer 👻✍️

Keyword: ideal.

Not every day is balanced and beautiful—
some are caffeine-fueled chaos,
some are just plain hard.

But every day is part of the story—
and immeasurably worth it.
Taking the ghost out of ghostwriting with An Ideal Day in the Life of a Freelance Writer 👻✍️ Keyword: ideal. Not every day is balanced and beautiful— some are caffeine-fueled chaos, some are just plai...
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October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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✍️Writing Prompt Wednesday!!✍️

In five sentences or less, write from the perspective of an everyday object that has quietly witnessed someone's life.

📝Here's my take on the life of a cypress dresser.

🪶Write your version in the comments, or share your own take & tag me so l can read it!
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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What is Autumn for if not to experience some light limerence? 🍂🍁

#freelancewriter #poetry #poetsofbluesky #prose #creativewriting #spokenword #writercommunity #freelancecommunity #poem
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I am at the “Laugh so you don’t cry” stage of my life rn, but it’s like a nervous laugh on the verge of hysteria situation 🤪
September 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Freddie “You Know What It Is” Wong
August 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Also, can we talk about how the last few days of the luteal phase feel similar to slipping into a depressive episode lmao
Having manic depression as a woman is wild because for two days I haven’t been able to stop crying and all I could think was please don’t spiral please don’t spiral please don’t spiral but then I started my period today and was like OH THANK GOD
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Having manic depression as a woman is wild because for two days I haven’t been able to stop crying and all I could think was please don’t spiral please don’t spiral please don’t spiral but then I started my period today and was like OH THANK GOD
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There seems to be a vast overlap between missing chapstick and old purses I no longer use 🤔
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Sounds about right to me!
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What is the male obsession with “mixing it up a bit”?? I saw a post where a dude was like “My gf only wears gold so I got her silver to mix it up” & girls being like 🙄🤦‍♀️ & just now my dad tried to order my mom a beef chimichanga to “change it up a bit” when she has literally only ever ordered chicken
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
How much social anxiety do you have? I have the “If there are people at a booth outside the front of a grocery store*, I will immediately leave and drive to a different grocery store” amount 🚶‍♀️🏃‍♀️‍➡️

(*this does not apply to Girl Scouts and their cookies)
April 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My uncle and grandma literally ONLY watch Fox5 News. I am inevitably forced to listen every time I come over and I can genuinely feel my brain rot out of my ears each time. So yeah, I guess I do understand how their viewers are like that.
March 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I'm sorry for raining on this parade, but the "transgender mice" talking point is bullshit, but not because someone mistook "transgenic" for "transgender."

The blog post that kicked it off (from a partisan bullshit website) listed a number of papers testing the effects of sex hormones on animals.
March 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM