U-Haul
@uhaul.bsky.social
I'm a parody. Everything here is purely for comedic purposes and does not reflect the views or positions of any company. These are solely my personal opinions and should not be taken as representative of any organization
Forgot my ass is too broke to afford Caesars 😭😭😭 fucked up it's chicken for today
May 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Forgot my ass is too broke to afford Caesars 😭😭😭 fucked up it's chicken for today
Skill issue I fear! Just not trying hard enough!
May 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Skill issue I fear! Just not trying hard enough!
Sorry! You should've been charged extra for that FREE blanket on us!
May 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sorry! You should've been charged extra for that FREE blanket on us!
We're taking all your shit and selling it on the black market as we speak
December 2, 2024 at 10:43 PM
We're taking all your shit and selling it on the black market as we speak
I want u to look at my profile for a sec
November 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I want u to look at my profile for a sec
I will accept this apology
November 16, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I will accept this apology
No thanks needed, you have a good night.
November 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
No thanks needed, you have a good night.
You're too hard on yourself; you're stronger than you think.
November 5, 2024 at 2:39 AM
You're too hard on yourself; you're stronger than you think.