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Jana Hall - ON FRIDGE DUTY
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I've never played a video game in my life. Ergonomically blasphemous. Holy disruptor. Disabled but I don't *look* disabled. Xian agnostic. Wisconsinite in Arkansas. Bi. She/her. (ko-fi.com/janamhall)
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An amazon product review for an hourglass. The 5-star review says, in all caps: Do not flip this thing upside down! It takes an hour for the sand to get back in the bottom.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Post from at equine underscore dentist showing a photo of a cat wearing a white lacy bra in a way that resembles a bishop's mitre. The post reads "man I wish I had a chess piece that could move diagonally." The photo of the cat is captioned: the treacherous and nefarious bishop.
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Tricky angle for a left handed photo but my elbow is now twice its normal size lmao
My elbow, swollen with a very large purple and red bruised area
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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In happier news, I rolled credits yesterday (with some familiar names!) This was such a fantastic game, can't recommend it enough especially if you enjoyed the first one.
Screenshot from the end credits of Ghost of Yotei, showing the design team: Nate Fox Jason Connell Rob Davis Parker Hamilton Theodore Fishman Darren Bridges Robert Alsman Isaac Askilsrud Patrick Bayles David Carron Ko Costarella Daniel Gavrin Jos Hendriks Eric Jensen Kyriakos Kefalas Natasha Lamb Amber Leigh Ryan Mcintyre Cindy Miller Mike Primo David C. H. Savage Cale Schupman Daniel Orzulak Tyvic Stallworth Justin Pai Max Townsend Sara Eggers Credits screenshot from ghost of Yotei: additional writing: Patrick Downs, Nitai Poddar, Frances Maples, Jay Watamaniuk. Additional production: Christina Molina. Playstation 5 screenshot showing 100% achievements for Ghost of Yotei.
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Throwback #GhostOfTsushima #GhostOfYotei
Screenshot from Ghost of Tsushima. The main character is riding a horse wearing only a fundoshi and a tengai hat which resembles a straw basket that covers the head and face Screenshot from Ghost of Yotei. The main character is riding a horse wearing only a fundoshi and a tengai hat. Screenshot from Ghost of Tsushima. The main character is standing wearing only a fundoshi and a tengai hat Screenshot from Ghost of Yotei. The main character is standing wearing only a fundoshi and a tengai hat.
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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It's called fashion
Screenshot from Ghost of Yotei. The main character is standing wearing a kappa mask. Both her katanas are sheathed in saya that look like tanuki tails
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Enjoying fine art. #GhostOfYotei
Screenshot from the ghost of yotei. The main character is standing looking at a snowy cliffside with a large mural painting depicting someone in a brightly colored robe riding a unicycle.
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Screenshot from the show Futurama, depicting a gigantic mirror floating in earth's orbit, reflecting sunlight away from the earth.
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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First shower in over a week*, washing my sheets, folded a bunch of laundry, basically embodying this meme:

*don't worry I do sponge baths in between or I get stinky
White guy sitting in a garden pond with a small waterfall, surrounded by lush foliage and a beverage nearby. Text reads: unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
October 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Normal texts from my spouse
Message sent to me: are you shipping Barron Trump and Sidney Sweeney like I am? Could be America's next power couple. Beautiful Barron Jr. My reply: end me
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Tweet from at tiannelisex: people get cooked on twitter and start tweeting stuff like "what should I have for dinner" to seem unbothered
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Fall when though 😭
Forecast for the week showing temps between 80 and 88 degrees Fahrenheit
October 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I'll never change
Atsu, the main character of Ghost of Yotei, stepping into a hot spring, butt naked.
October 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Finally
Game title ghost of yotei. Features a woman in samurai attire atop a horse looking out over a landscape with mount yotei in the background.
October 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Kiddo has been going through my old keepsakes and found a sketchbook of mine from middle school and I feel like this just really encapsulates my essence
Pencil sketch of a variety of things. A tree growing beans? A beach ball. A spotted horse driving a convertable with a parrot riding on the hood. The car is chasing a smiling stick figure. The sun is raining and there is a cloud with a lightning bolt. Large text at the bottom reads: Help smokey forest fires!
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My daughter found my childhood diary. This is is the inside cover.
My handwriting as a child. It reads: Jonathan T. T. 7/94. Home Improvements [sic]. Channel ABC. It includes a mailing address for fan mail. An update I added dated 6/95 reads: I don't like him that much anymore.
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Same energy:
Tweet from gianmarco soresi: we're all just gonna have to make space for those that were somehow after all these years just now radicalized by Jimmy Kimmel getting fired
September 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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They are also very squirmy
September 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Here's a better picture
Small dark green caterpillar with light green stripes and an orange- brown head.
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This good?
Small dark green caterpillar with light green stripes and an orange- brown head.
September 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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What kind of larvae are these? There are hundreds in our yard this morning.
Small caterpillars, one is very dark green with pale green vertical stripes and the other is light green with pale green vertical stripes. They both have yellowish brown heads.
September 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Headline from the New York Post reads: Charlie Kirk Assassination latest shooting committed by Trans people and advocates. The date is September 13, 2025.
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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An illustration of Stalin on a red background. The font is intended to invoke the aesthetic of Soviet Russia. The text reads: comrade, meme is public property. No need steal. Is yours.
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Meme of a woman sitting in a work cubicle . It's been edited so she has a logo indicating that she represents the Democrat party of the US. A man with Gavin Newsom's face superimposed on him is leaning around a cubicle wall saying "I hate homeless people." The woman smiles and says "aww, you're sweet." The second panel shows Donald Trump leaning around the wall instead. He is also saying "I hate homeless people." This time, the woman looks frantic as she speaks into the phone saying "Hello, human resources?!"
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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🎶 It's the most horrible time of the year 🎵
Weekly forecast showing temps ranging between 98 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit each day
August 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM