JJSkoolay
@ughwhocares.bsky.social
Hi Vince, if you’re looking for an antiquated gaseous void have you considered your mom’s huge pussy? Sike, I’m just playin. God bless.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hi Vince, if you’re looking for an antiquated gaseous void have you considered your mom’s huge pussy? Sike, I’m just playin. God bless.
“Yeaux, we’ve bin cursed boy sum heaucus peaucus er sumthun”
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
“Yeaux, we’ve bin cursed boy sum heaucus peaucus er sumthun”
Keanu Kalispell, MD (kicked by horse injuries only)
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Keanu Kalispell, MD (kicked by horse injuries only)
Wait, shit, we’re doing actors first names not just random ones. Okay hang on.
September 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Wait, shit, we’re doing actors first names not just random ones. Okay hang on.
Tripp Whitefish, Attorney at Law (DUIs only)
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Tripp Whitefish, Attorney at Law (DUIs only)
Earlier this afternoon, while disabling a time-bomb placed inside of a children’s hospital, Mayor Giuliani was blindsided by Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, shattering his pelvis and causing his adult diaper to fly off and land on a ceiling fan where it started flinging diarrhea everywhere.
August 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Earlier this afternoon, while disabling a time-bomb placed inside of a children’s hospital, Mayor Giuliani was blindsided by Terry Tate: Office Linebacker, shattering his pelvis and causing his adult diaper to fly off and land on a ceiling fan where it started flinging diarrhea everywhere.
“You no wan’ test me champion sound” legitimately pops into my head with regularity. I’m normal by the way.
July 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“You no wan’ test me champion sound” legitimately pops into my head with regularity. I’m normal by the way.
Australians’ favorite type of mushroom is portobellorrr
July 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Australians’ favorite type of mushroom is portobellorrr
Shoulda given the Bond franchise to the Macon Blair/Jeremy Saulnier crew. Bond drunkenly clips a cyclist in his Aston Martin and frantically tries to hide the evidence for the most tense 90 minutes of your life.
June 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Shoulda given the Bond franchise to the Macon Blair/Jeremy Saulnier crew. Bond drunkenly clips a cyclist in his Aston Martin and frantically tries to hide the evidence for the most tense 90 minutes of your life.
*Monster Truck Rally Voice* ARE YOU WORRIED YOUR MUSTY SLIZ IS GOING TO RUIN THE COMPANY PICNIC? THINK AGAIN, SLUT! CH-CH-CH-CHICKWIPES!
June 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*Monster Truck Rally Voice* ARE YOU WORRIED YOUR MUSTY SLIZ IS GOING TO RUIN THE COMPANY PICNIC? THINK AGAIN, SLUT! CH-CH-CH-CHICKWIPES!
“Chilli high key could get it for real. No cap.” (*I’m dutifully taking photos to text to grandma*)
June 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Chilli high key could get it for real. No cap.” (*I’m dutifully taking photos to text to grandma*)
“The Pokey Little Puppy by Clive Buttertable.”
“Dad! No!”
“Dad! No!”
May 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“The Pokey Little Puppy by Clive Buttertable.”
“Dad! No!”
“Dad! No!”
A fun bit I do when reading books to my toddler at night is make up the name of the author to see if he calls me on it. I use Ducca’s list of Heroes for this purpose. Paunch Gigabite, Hug Niceman, etc.
May 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A fun bit I do when reading books to my toddler at night is make up the name of the author to see if he calls me on it. I use Ducca’s list of Heroes for this purpose. Paunch Gigabite, Hug Niceman, etc.
What was the prompt for this guy? “Show me a maitre d’ when I tell him I don’t have a reservation and also he’s been secretly fucking my wife.”
April 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What was the prompt for this guy? “Show me a maitre d’ when I tell him I don’t have a reservation and also he’s been secretly fucking my wife.”
Probably too handsome but Idris Elba otherwise meets the criteria here, I think.
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Probably too handsome but Idris Elba otherwise meets the criteria here, I think.
Harnessing the power of AI to digitally unlock my ass ointment. The rowdy teens out front won’t stop calling me “wet butt”
January 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Harnessing the power of AI to digitally unlock my ass ointment. The rowdy teens out front won’t stop calling me “wet butt”
Dana White springing up from his ringside folding chair when one of my aunts asks if we’ve ever considered home schooling our son.
January 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dana White springing up from his ringside folding chair when one of my aunts asks if we’ve ever considered home schooling our son.
I’ve been doin Rick Martinez’s version. www.bonappetit.com/recipe/salsa...
Salsa Verde o Roja Cruda
This standby salsa recipe using either tomatillos or tomatoes for the base lasts five days in the fridge or up to a month if you freeze it.
www.bonappetit.com
August 4, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I’ve been doin Rick Martinez’s version. www.bonappetit.com/recipe/salsa...
You adding some avocado to that salsa verde or what?
August 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
You adding some avocado to that salsa verde or what?
