It felt like an inevitability, but it is still devastating

Called and could not get through. Busy signal. Hopefully this means my rep’s line is slammed. Will try again later.

correct
what’s up my boys! (loving, comradely)
what’s up my girls! (pejorative, infantilizing)

We are in it together. That’s the only way we can get through it.

“I have to do this or I will die! Life is just a big crazy adventure 😋”

It’s fucking insane. My second daughter will be born in a matter of days. I am afraid to go outside because of the color of my skin.

Yes division of power is a famous feature of monarchies

Hey Tim, I am a constituent in CA-41. Will you be releasing your platform soon? I couldn’t find it on your campaign website.

Abel, I’m a constituent in CA-41 and am interested in your platform. I was disappointed to see you mention that you planned to partner with Starlink. Elon Musk is an outright fascist and doesn’t deserve any more taxpayer money. What would it take for you to find a different partner?

yay it’s the human pet guy

Time for Declaration of Independence 2: this time for real

“This” / “that”

We love taxation without representation, don’t we folks?