FYI everyone be careful w your hands every fucking hand surgeon is at that convention! spoons only people!
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
FYI everyone be careful w your hands every fucking hand surgeon is at that convention! spoons only people!
Free her she did nothing wrong
September 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Free her she did nothing wrong
MALE INSTACART SHOPPERS: I ordered burritos and got PLAN B?!?!
August 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
MALE INSTACART SHOPPERS: I ordered burritos and got PLAN B?!?!
Politicians: “we’re bringing back the good ol’ American Dream!” #BigBeautifulBill
The American dream:
The American dream:
July 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Politicians: “we’re bringing back the good ol’ American Dream!” #BigBeautifulBill
The American dream:
The American dream:
Watch those heat waves babes
June 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Watch those heat waves babes
In case anyone wants to know what’s up on the other app
June 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In case anyone wants to know what’s up on the other app
FYI google does not rec all slang so if you want to look at lovely interiors in film do not Google “movies with beautiful house porn” in public
May 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
FYI google does not rec all slang so if you want to look at lovely interiors in film do not Google “movies with beautiful house porn” in public
I MADE TOMATO SOUP I WAS DRINKING IT THIS WAS IN MY SOUP CAMPBELLS YOU MAKING AN ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE?!?
May 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I MADE TOMATO SOUP I WAS DRINKING IT THIS WAS IN MY SOUP CAMPBELLS YOU MAKING AN ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE?!?
abolish the catholic church. abolish the papacy. turn all the nuns into the street. liquidate the church assets & redistribute the cash amongst the abused and colonised. turn over all church land to indigenous populations. give that faith over to the hearts of catholics
April 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
abolish the catholic church. abolish the papacy. turn all the nuns into the street. liquidate the church assets & redistribute the cash amongst the abused and colonised. turn over all church land to indigenous populations. give that faith over to the hearts of catholics
. @VirginAtlantic is using an AI generated voice for its ads chat they’re using Maya Angelou
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
. @VirginAtlantic is using an AI generated voice for its ads chat they’re using Maya Angelou
Shoutout to @grindr.bsky.social I hear you might be dying?
April 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Shoutout to @grindr.bsky.social I hear you might be dying?
If I send you this expect 37 voice notes about nothing
April 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If I send you this expect 37 voice notes about nothing
All these symptoms can also be caused by pain, so….
March 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
All these symptoms can also be caused by pain, so….
Elections Canada: “it’s almost election day! Learn how to cast your vote!”
Ontarians:
Ontarians:
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Elections Canada: “it’s almost election day! Learn how to cast your vote!”
Ontarians:
Ontarians:
Them: “ what are your financial plans for retirement?”
Me:
Me:
March 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Them: “ what are your financial plans for retirement?”
Me:
Me:
Happy St.Patrick’s Day!
#StPatricksDay
#StPatricksDay
March 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Happy St.Patrick’s Day!
#StPatricksDay
#StPatricksDay