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I do whatever the f I want to. Operates: @brokefbridgeelev.bsky.social
🌐: uexistense.github.io
I do whatever the f I want to. Operates: @brokefbridgeelev.bsky.social
🌐: uexistense.github.io
THEY*'RE MAKING THE PROGRESS BAR GAY 😠😡😤🤬
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
THEY*'RE MAKING THE PROGRESS BAR GAY 😠😡😤🤬
I love the smell of corruption in the morning…
(srs) Ignoring that for now, those who work in IT, what to expect from ₱21M(357K USD) worth of 1 year Palo Alto[a] next-gen™️ firewall subscription? Like, how many SW/HW licenses? What about support? Dumb question, ik
bir-cdn.bir.gov.ph/BIR/pdf/PB%2...
(srs) Ignoring that for now, those who work in IT, what to expect from ₱21M(357K USD) worth of 1 year Palo Alto[a] next-gen™️ firewall subscription? Like, how many SW/HW licenses? What about support? Dumb question, ik
bir-cdn.bir.gov.ph/BIR/pdf/PB%2...
![BIR FB's post for bidding opportunities for 1 yr Palo Alto[a] next-gen™️ firewall subscription for 21M PHP (357K USD)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:matgy2xwt3qhxrqelmjiobif/bafkreibrg6kqzuhp4ect24tvszz3q73llerzuycv4iiwifupeiohpmeugq@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I love the smell of corruption in the morning…
(srs) Ignoring that for now, those who work in IT, what to expect from ₱21M(357K USD) worth of 1 year Palo Alto[a] next-gen™️ firewall subscription? Like, how many SW/HW licenses? What about support? Dumb question, ik
bir-cdn.bir.gov.ph/BIR/pdf/PB%2...
(srs) Ignoring that for now, those who work in IT, what to expect from ₱21M(357K USD) worth of 1 year Palo Alto[a] next-gen™️ firewall subscription? Like, how many SW/HW licenses? What about support? Dumb question, ik
bir-cdn.bir.gov.ph/BIR/pdf/PB%2...
Dangit, it's ring break spell… 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Dangit, it's ring break spell… 🫠
Fork found in kitchen 😐
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fork found in kitchen 😐
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Kaspersky now has a Linux ver, huh…
I guess it's for businesses who avoided Windows but can't just have ClamAV since FOSS typically have no warranty.
I guess it's for businesses who avoided Windows but can't just have ClamAV since FOSS typically have no warranty.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Kaspersky now has a Linux ver, huh…
I guess it's for businesses who avoided Windows but can't just have ClamAV since FOSS typically have no warranty.
I guess it's for businesses who avoided Windows but can't just have ClamAV since FOSS typically have no warranty.
Looks like druid Enrile couldn't get some human flesh anymore for immortality
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Looks like druid Enrile couldn't get some human flesh anymore for immortality
Mark Cojuangco's replies on a tweet is probably THE ultimate out of touch politician with zero self-awareness. Like since they are in the government, you'd think they'll tell everyone to not build in hazardous areas. No, just victim blaming the DROWNING people. Even worse he quadrupled down.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mark Cojuangco's replies on a tweet is probably THE ultimate out of touch politician with zero self-awareness. Like since they are in the government, you'd think they'll tell everyone to not build in hazardous areas. No, just victim blaming the DROWNING people. Even worse he quadrupled down.
Saw this and immediately thought of the Petrosian 'pasta
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Saw this and immediately thought of the Petrosian 'pasta
Are you fucking serious? Only now, after it already caused damage? How the fuck this is allowed to begin with?
philstarlife.com/news-and-vie...
philstarlife.com/news-and-vie...
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Are you fucking serious? Only now, after it already caused damage? How the fuck this is allowed to begin with?
philstarlife.com/news-and-vie...
philstarlife.com/news-and-vie...
The main road here is flooded real bad. Meanwhile, there's barely anything happening in the flood control investigation; mostly blame game, near-zero real action
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The main road here is flooded real bad. Meanwhile, there's barely anything happening in the flood control investigation; mostly blame game, near-zero real action
That's my mayor! (Even tho I'm not even a US citizen let alone a New Yorker)
Seriously tho, this is an absolute W for all of us. I hope this momentum spreads globally.
Congrats, Mayor Zohran and congrats (& ty), people of NYC.
Seriously tho, this is an absolute W for all of us. I hope this momentum spreads globally.
Congrats, Mayor Zohran and congrats (& ty), people of NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
That's my mayor! (Even tho I'm not even a US citizen let alone a New Yorker)
Seriously tho, this is an absolute W for all of us. I hope this momentum spreads globally.
Congrats, Mayor Zohran and congrats (& ty), people of NYC.
Seriously tho, this is an absolute W for all of us. I hope this momentum spreads globally.
Congrats, Mayor Zohran and congrats (& ty), people of NYC.
Doing homework. Putting all of my faith in this malloc
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Doing homework. Putting all of my faith in this malloc
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
And by that, does it mean "we're not gonna say anything, let alone do something," eh?
And by that, does it mean "we're not gonna say anything, let alone do something," eh?
UK has ‘not concluded’ Israel carrying out genocide in Gaza, Lammy says
Government position set out in letter to select committee as No 10 prepares for visit by Israeli president
www.theguardian.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
And by that, does it mean "we're not gonna say anything, let alone do something," eh?
And by that, does it mean "we're not gonna say anything, let alone do something," eh?
www.rappler.com/philippines/...
Chiz ousted as Senate pres. Not completely yeeted out but
Chiz ousted as Senate pres. Not completely yeeted out but
September 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
www.rappler.com/philippines/...
Chiz ousted as Senate pres. Not completely yeeted out but
Chiz ousted as Senate pres. Not completely yeeted out but
Interesting and not sus at all…
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Interesting and not sus at all…
Seems like everyone's talking about whether Trump's dead or not. But remember, ang masamang damo, matagal mamatay. [Bad grass/weed i.e., evil person takes long to die.]
September 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Seems like everyone's talking about whether Trump's dead or not. But remember, ang masamang damo, matagal mamatay. [Bad grass/weed i.e., evil person takes long to die.]
Sometimes, I wonder. Does Meta, particularly their FB dept, have quality control?
August 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes, I wonder. Does Meta, particularly their FB dept, have quality control?
If someone goes "it depends on the definition of what 'is' is" on Nazism, pedophilia, or any related matters, the chances that that fucker's other opinions can be safely disregarded increase tenfold.
August 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If someone goes "it depends on the definition of what 'is' is" on Nazism, pedophilia, or any related matters, the chances that that fucker's other opinions can be safely disregarded increase tenfold.
Are you high? You guys just played impeachment hot potato with the Lower House AND the next Congress! We wouldn't be in this mess if di kayo nag-inarte (lalo ka na, Chiz).
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Are you high? You guys just played impeachment hot potato with the Lower House AND the next Congress! We wouldn't be in this mess if di kayo nag-inarte (lalo ka na, Chiz).
Pres. Marcos Jr talking about how awesome e-Gov is yet it doesn't even have a fucking web version
July 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Pres. Marcos Jr talking about how awesome e-Gov is yet it doesn't even have a fucking web version
Watching TV and saw something interesting. In the scene where the argument gets heated, there are a lot of profanities. Of course those get censored. However, the f slur isn't. Like, ???
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Watching TV and saw something interesting. In the scene where the argument gets heated, there are a lot of profanities. Of course those get censored. However, the f slur isn't. Like, ???
So fElon's waifu AI companion is basically Death Note's Misa bought from Temu.
Hmm…
Hmm…
![One of fElon's last likes before getting rid of public likes.
Post says: "If you look like this DM me ASAP"
[Image collage of Misa from Death Note]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:matgy2xwt3qhxrqelmjiobif/bafkreigefohmxqbku6mfc3px4b6ucfa4qhwym4n24ssu732ncxwf52kgdu@jpeg)
July 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So fElon's waifu AI companion is basically Death Note's Misa bought from Temu.
Hmm…
Hmm…
Saddam Hussein's body not included
July 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Saddam Hussein's body not included