ueberbill
@ueberbill.bsky.social
God I hope this place sucks less than the last one, because god forbid I just stop being on social media. He/Him. Get fucked, fascists.
The last thing you see before you fall asleep only to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with pennies over the holes where your kidneys used to be holding a printout of a geocities website explaining that copper replaces kidney function and your appendix is actually extremely important.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The last thing you see before you fall asleep only to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with pennies over the holes where your kidneys used to be holding a printout of a geocities website explaining that copper replaces kidney function and your appendix is actually extremely important.
Stock Market right now
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Stock Market right now
Have not, and will not, read but what's the over under on the number of times "breast" or similar is used by The 'Hat here?
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Have not, and will not, read but what's the over under on the number of times "breast" or similar is used by The 'Hat here?
Breaking: I'm eyeing marrying Rachel McAdams
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Breaking: I'm eyeing marrying Rachel McAdams
I'm a jerk, forgot that my dad is also a badass. Again, happy Veteran's Day
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm a jerk, forgot that my dad is also a badass. Again, happy Veteran's Day
Chef's kiss, no notes
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Chef's kiss, no notes
My mom, a badass, as a Donut Dolly at some firebase in Vietnam at 21. Happy Veteran's Day!
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My mom, a badass, as a Donut Dolly at some firebase in Vietnam at 21. Happy Veteran's Day!
27 views, misspelled headline, and clearly AI slop. WHY IS THIS IN MY ALGO?!
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
27 views, misspelled headline, and clearly AI slop. WHY IS THIS IN MY ALGO?!
Thought about adding the Titans to my fandom rotation after the move (a backup for the Saints). If I did that I'd probably just cry through every Sunday.
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thought about adding the Titans to my fandom rotation after the move (a backup for the Saints). If I did that I'd probably just cry through every Sunday.
The whole economy is just musical chairs but instead of chairs its chips, GPUs and AI company shares. The music's gonna stop eventually and we'll be the ones staring at the empty space.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The whole economy is just musical chairs but instead of chairs its chips, GPUs and AI company shares. The music's gonna stop eventually and we'll be the ones staring at the empty space.
I would urge any boss of mine to fire anyone who talked like this.
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I would urge any boss of mine to fire anyone who talked like this.
The UN building if Trump had fixed it
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The UN building if Trump had fixed it
Why is hunger doing this to Gazans?
July 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why is hunger doing this to Gazans?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
July 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
"He's giving it to Brandon Sanderson"
July 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"He's giving it to Brandon Sanderson"
Those rifts were so deep that only two motherfuckers voted against it.
July 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Those rifts were so deep that only two motherfuckers voted against it.
"For instance, being hooked up to a pod immersing you in a fake reality while you are used as a battery for our rapacious, hallucinating overlords. Or perhaps you'd prefer being put into an extractor so they can get at your precious liquids to cool them."
June 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"For instance, being hooked up to a pod immersing you in a fake reality while you are used as a battery for our rapacious, hallucinating overlords. Or perhaps you'd prefer being put into an extractor so they can get at your precious liquids to cool them."
