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Parody. A party taking Alberta back to the 1920s.
Simplifying your wallet: All new Alberta driver’s licenses and ID will now include your Wildrose+ membership.

Earn points at participating gas stations and churches in Airdrie and Westlock. See your local sheriff for details.
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If Carney won’t build a pipeline, Alberta and Saskatchewan will. Starting next week, all syringes purchased for flu and covid vaccinations will be emptied and chained together with electrical tape to send oil as far as it needs to go.
#ableg
September 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
For the last time: we’re not banning books in Alberta schools, okay?! Just the ones with pictures of genders.

#ableg
September 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Alberta may be the province with the lowest funding per student and the most measles, sure. But before they go on strike, Alberta’s teachers need to take a hard look in the mirror and ask why one problem can’t solve the other.
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Look, this isn’t a right or left issue: Starting Monday, September 8, pickup trucks in Alberta will no longer be required to have signal lights. Be honest, you weren’t going to use them anyway.
September 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We hear you. You were concerned about overcrowding in Alberta’s schools. By banning books from school libraries, we are clearing up shelf space to store extra students.
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s time to ask Mark Carney’s Liberals why they want to stop Albertans from choking on the all-natural charred remains of our forests.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Protecting Alberta’s headwaters: After we approve new coal mines in the Rockies to make an Australian billionaire richer, we’ll be providing everybody downstream with one free Brita filter.
September 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM