Joel Uckelman
uckelman.bsky.social
Joel Uckelman
@uckelman.bsky.social
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I miss that brewery. I drank the last I had of theirs a few years ago.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Yes. Applicant is not invisible."
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It even wrote a poem about my PR and _that's_ also wrong.
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
IT DOES NOT ALLOW ZERO-LENGTH RANGE REQUESTS. THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED BEFORE AND AREN'T NOW AND I NEVER EVEN MENTIONED ZERO-LENGTH RANGE REQUESTS. AUUUUUGUH. FUCK OFF AND DIE, LLMS.
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tip: We're thinking of going to Van Moll Fest next year now that Borefts is over. I've heard that's been as good as Borefts recently.
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I spotted you from afar this year, but didn't get a chance to say hello. So, hello!
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I don't know what else I would do. It's the one part of my life where I can accomplish anything.
September 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Neat, I didn't know they had these in Lille! There is a big collection of fortification models like these in one of the attics at L'Invalides in Paris.
September 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
And now the forum is back as well.

Thanks, everyone, for your patience.
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We had some extraordinarily tasty russets this year ourselves.
September 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They weren't in a hurry when I met them on one end of the bridge coming toward me, which is surprising considering how much blood was on the guy's hand.
September 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm curious how the guy today cut his hand. The dog was calm. The woman he was with seemed weirdly unconcerned, and they didn't appear cross with one another. There wasn't any broken glass anywhere I could see. It was the palm of his hand that was bloody, so presumably he hadn't punched something.
September 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm looking forward to next week's blood-soaked rando.
September 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Definitely not the same guy. Last week was a portly middle-aged dude, guy today was rail thin and maybe 20? Same guy would have been *amazing*.
September 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When I got to the other end of the bridge, he was shirtless and chasing what I presume was some random passerby back toward me. He then got in my face, and about ten seconds later was tackled by two cops.

No idea what that was about.
September 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM