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Every U2 song parodied to food!

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Bono appetit!


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SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE
THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY
VOLUME IV: DISCOGRAPHY

This 4th and final volume in the set is a comprehensive catalogue of all of #U2’s record releases. U2 nerd heaven!

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December 7, 2024 at 10:21 PM
SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE
THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY
VOLUME III: THE COVERS

This 3rd volume in the set includes all of #U2’s official covers of other artists’ songs and most of their live covers.

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December 7, 2024 at 10:15 PM
SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE
THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY
VOLUME II: THE DEEP CUTS

This 2nd volume in the set includes all of U2’s b-sides, non-album singles, rarities, demos and more.

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December 7, 2024 at 10:13 PM
SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE
THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY
VOLUME I: THE ALBUMS

Every U2 song parodie to food. Covers ALL of U2’s main studio LPs with songs like I WILL SWALLOW and WITH OR WITHOUT FOOD!

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December 7, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I pry and with my tongue plow
I pry
Make a spin
No, I don’t want some s’mores
For s’mores start opened
I’ll lick them bare
Dip them in milk

Oreo...into my tummy
Oreo...excellent taste
Oh boy!
Were I to pick one thing
Just one thing at all
I’d only eat you
I’d only eat you

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December 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Many hungers have I whet
But this one seems firmly set
Many things I seek to find themselves in me
A banana will appeal
A vending machine my dollar steal
Lunch rescue me

#U2
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 AM
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!

Verily, thou shall rede wit’ fnorteth o’ laught’r als thy liege's epic 4-book U2 parody come rathe: SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE—THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY!

UCHEW beth ev'ry U2 song an’ cov'r most cunnin‘ly parodi'd!

Follow. Share. Bend thy knee anon!

#U2
December 1, 2024 at 10:09 AM
World leaving you NUMB with sadness and rage as you’re just scraping by?

Four entire U2 parody books for you to enjoy freely or, if feeling charitable, for your kind donation to a fund to benefit a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver.

Every U2 song parodied to food. Bono appetit.

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December 1, 2024 at 10:07 AM
LIMITED EDITION!

This Larry Action Figure set comes with actual possable Larry! Harley sold separately.

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December 1, 2024 at 6:50 AM
There are a lotta Whoppers to be found in SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE.

More than you can UCHEW!

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December 1, 2024 at 6:27 AM
POPE was their best imho!

Zoo Stations Of The Cross
Even Better Than The Regal Thing
St. Juan
Until The End Of The Vow
Who’s Gonna Read Your Whiled Verses
So Ghoul
The Friar
Mysterious Woos
Ultraorthodoxy (Light My Way)
Praying To Throw Your Arms Around The World
A Crowd Bit
Gay Love Is Blindness
December 1, 2024 at 6:21 AM
The Heimlich I recall
Your throat’s blocked with isthmus of fowl
I remember to push right here
Below the sternum until it’s cleared

Isthmus
Pretty soon, I’ll lodge free
Isthmus
Man, something so benign
Isthmus
You’re a bit purple, I see
Isthmus
Baby, please don’t choke

#U2
November 30, 2024 at 12:38 PM
ZOOTVLANDER

Bono: What is this? A stage for ants? How can we be expected to rock the world if we can't even fit inside the stage?!
Paul McGuinness: Bono, this is just a small...
Bono: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The stage has to be at least...3 times bigger than this!

#U2

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November 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
In an act that the late Sinead O’Connor once called ‘terrorism’, UCHEW had gifted their new album SONGS OF DINNER SENSE on Sept. 2014 to everyone’s iPhone.

“Worse than the Holocaust and Pearl Harbor combined! I’m still in therapy for my PTSD! I lost my job and marriage! They’re evil!”
—StoicAlpha47
November 30, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Simon LeBon: “Can I be a pirate?”

John Taylor: “Ooh! Me too, please!”

Photographer: “Ugh…fine!”

*1/2 hour later*

Photog.: “Hand up again, Simon? What is it this time?”

SL: “I look rather silly. Can I change back?”

JT: “Ooh! Me too, please!”

Photog.: “Too fucking bad!”

*Click*

#DuranDuran
November 30, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Someone Saved My Slice Tonight
Goodbye Yellow Brick Cheese
Can You Feed Them Lunch Tonight
(I’m Gonna) Love Memes Again
The Bitchin’ Is Back
Racket Man
Tiny Dinky
Salad Tongs (Say So Much)
I Don’t Wanna Go On With Food Like That
Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting Back Your Gag Reflex

#EltonJohn
November 30, 2024 at 12:13 PM
There once was an album named Pop
That a band had long felt a sop
So no ‘editions deluxe’
They’re still just out of fucks

No Weird Al-level standards, this crop

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November 30, 2024 at 11:59 AM
UCHEW is an epic roast and guerilla pop art tribute lovingly/brutally lampooning one of rock's greatest bands, U2!

4 books. Download link below. Pay whatever or just read it for free. All proceeds raised to benefit a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver.

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File under: #U2, #parody
November 30, 2024 at 7:06 AM
UCHEW—It’s U2 but with 33% more cheese!

Our paid survey group of backalley addicts say it’s even better than the real thing!

SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE
1,900+ pages
16 years to make
2% moisture
0 actual culture

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November 30, 2024 at 6:35 AM
HIVE AID, UK, 1985

Can you believe some loser made 4 entire books of this shit?

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November 30, 2024 at 6:23 AM
UCHEW is an iconic, world-cconquering band who’s origin was…a kitchen? It’s true! And you can read about it all in SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE—THE UCHEW ANTHOLOGY: the definitive, most comprehensive and most superfluous word on rock’s greatest parody band!

THE COMPLETE EDITION IN EARLY 2025!

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November 30, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Alright. Here’s what you’re gonna do: You’re gonna follow this page here. Then you and all your other #U2 loving pals are gonna download this 4-book parody anthology that might just be even better than the real thing. Go have some laughs. You do that, you’ll be fine.

Bono appetit.

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November 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Reposted by UCHEW Official
Need a good laugh?

Described as “Weird Al on Acid” and “about a band that started in a kitchen”, SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE is my epic roast/tribute of U2!

Enjoy all 4 books of this insane parody anthology for FREE or to support a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver.

Bono appetit!

www.uchew.me
November 18, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Need a good laugh?

Described as “Weird Al on Acid” and “about a band that started in a kitchen”, SUNDAE FUDGY SUNDAE is my epic roast/tribute of U2!

Enjoy all 4 books of this insane parody anthology for FREE or to support a quadriplegic survivor of a drunk driver.

Bono appetit!

www.uchew.me
November 18, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Redneck Bjork

Army Of Meemaw
Venus Can’t Be A Boy
Southern Isobel
Possibly Maybel
It’s Oh So QAnon
Inhuman Behaviour
Drag Queen Poetry
Jägoff
Hyperpartisanballad
Big Time Stochastically
Hunter Biden

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November 14, 2024 at 3:47 AM