I feel this in my soul. I’m with you ladies, especially given that BOTH of my senators bent the knee on this. I’m really struggling today.

Well, of all the days to not be a gay man…

Simple, succinct, gets the point across. 🤌🏻

Gorgeous!

The advertising for Happy Gilmore 2 is really stepping it up!

Do me a favor and become the guy that makes sure the frosting covers the whole darn tart! Half the time I feel like I could sneeze frosting and get better coverage…

And spawned the idea of Fire Saga in little Lars Erickssong’s head!

(Sorry, it’s a Will Ferrell movie reference for those who don’t know)

Congratulations! As a former wife of an alcoholic, I send you love and strength to meet your sobriety goals!

Goth girls are awesome, and you look like a young Lindsay Lohan. 🙂