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Nintendo reselling the virtual boy as a streaming service just to see what they can get away with smh
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's also kind of fun to imagine he and Wario are both bad with money and go broke in between games. Maybe Mario's self-financing a few of those parties and tournaments for his friends. Tennis Fever seems to have a greater emphasis on sponsorships so maybe he's finally learning financial literacy
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I think its fun to imagine him doing plumbing on days we don't see him, but at the same time I also completely buy that bro doesn't have time for it anymore. He's got a toy factory and multiple racing companies under his belt lol
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sooner or later you'll have or find a cheap empty switch 2 box you can make a fake box with 🙏
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I think the few following seasons are definitely better imo, but the newest seasons would benefit from a return to that tone. You have to actually be funny to pull off what seasons 3-9 did well, and it makes modern stuff unbearable
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
LMAO I think that's why I reflexively defend them even though I'm not the biggest on their games. They're a dying breed!
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hee actually has in fact been limited by the courts and separation of powers many times at this point, and many department heads have straight up committed crimes that are being investigated. Obviously he's gotten away with too much even still, but much less than he would without the system
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Like this isn't me being a liberal or whatever. If there's one historical kudos you can give the US its that the country is actively disincentivised from banning speech it doesn't like, and most laws to that effect are generally reversed shortly after being enacted. In most cases you are that speech
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The 1st amendment is literally the United States' greatest accomplishment and it's infuriating seeing people forget why they themselves need it when the shoe is on the other foot. To not see the necessity of a right like that when it is actively being violated by the current admin is insane though
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tbf I think this was referring to all past Mario Kart characters, so the only real complication would be Namco characters if you wanted to count the arcade games for some reason lol
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What's ur music app I like the UI
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
LMAO I think Crossworlds roster is pretty ass but the IDW characters are neat. Tho 99% chance the submission was ragebait
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yeah thank God for manga pacing. I can get back to whatever fun stuff Bulma or Mr. Satan are up to when I control the pace. Not to say all the battles are completely uninteresting, but they run out of compelling gimmicks around halfway through
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fair enough and ditto on the anime (though I did watch and marginally enjoy GT) The first arcs are definitely my favorite by far storytelling and artstyle-wise
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I feel like its not one that usually gets brought up in these discussions but this was me with Dragon Ball lmao
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
IMO World is my personal best in the series and makes 8 in particular really hard to go back to. It def helps that the free roam mode is my favorite Mario Kart experience in decades
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Original GameCube one looks prettier too imo
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bananza had the better take on these by far even if people dismiss them a lot as filler
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM