We can all just agree that no one gets any meaningful work done on Take Your Kids to Work day, right?

Brought my identitical twin nieces to Take Your Kid to Work Day today. They separated them somehow.

Kid Coordinator: Oh, they're separated by age.
Me: They're the same age. They're twins.
Kid Coordinator: Oh, I wasn't in charge of that part *runs away*

Cord management should be a requirement for all workstation support people.

Today, Brie found a squirrel's tail and ran through the yard with it. She had it stashed for just this moment. (It was not there this morning) She made me play tug of war with her over it.

I'm also actively participating in a Teams meeting. They call on me while tug of war is happening.

This is me stomping my feet over how ugly grills are. And how much they want me to pay for it to *not* be ugly.

It took longer than I expected for the hotel bar next to the Kylie Minogue show to start playing Kylie Minogue.

The app bar on my TV is now showing me Burberry ads. I've never purchased anything Burberry and they must be desperate for my money.

One day I will learn to say no when they ask if I have time for a quick call... after 4:30 in the afternoon on a Friday.

Today is not that day. We have very different definitions of quick.

Four days later, I realized that my 11 year old niblings taught their 9 year old friend how to use a rotary phone while playing.

At this rate their friend will want many more sleepovers so she can learn to use more of the obsolete and bizarre things displayed in my house.

Why aren't we collecting all the energy generated during spin classes? At least use it to charge their phones and power those neon lights.

It only took 4 months for my rescue dog to run into the pond in the backyard. Her resilience makes me think it's going to be a long summer of baths.

The Florida version of "Is a hot dog a sandwich?" is "Is Alligator considered seafood?"

Because that's currently breaking my brain.

Well, I made it over. Here's to learning another algorithm.