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Clemfandango
@ubi1kanobe.bsky.social
Beer, hedgehogs, IVF, snacks

Southampton, UK
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It's our #nophoneSunday tomorrow so I've not completely disappeared again
How does anyone afford meat nowadays?! Don't tell me that people are still out there having a Sunday lunch every week surely.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What do you do when your kids just TAKES. EVERYTHING. APART.

Get him a VCR to go to town on with this little toolbox of course!
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A MAGPIE JUST FLEW INTO MY WINDOW
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
So fireworks have started already and I'm half tempted to log back into Next Door to see it all kicking right off 😂
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
☀️ = husband watching videos about air con all day
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Astonished and puzzled to find my husband listening to a podcast whilst simultaneously writing code, given that when I try to talk to him while he is cutting an onion it's like all hell has broken loose with unrealistic expectations and demands on his attention
July 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I've just had a 'chat' with an AI recruiter....one of the most bizarre things I've done in my life 😂

Literally about 20 minutes and I left feeling strangely understood like I've never been before 🤣
July 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Rather embarrassingly had to also look up how to pot on and from that what are true leaves

It's really amazing how much knowledge and instinct I have completely lost following break from gardening over past few years!
Planting update

Potted on chillies post compost delivery overnight (thanks milkman and sorry!)

Also sweet peas transplanted from orig seed trays. Some looking bit worse for wear but hoping will perk up.

Tomatoes seem to be taking ages to get true leaves.
May 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Planting update

Potted on chillies post compost delivery overnight (thanks milkman and sorry!)

Also sweet peas transplanted from orig seed trays. Some looking bit worse for wear but hoping will perk up.

Tomatoes seem to be taking ages to get true leaves.
May 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I've never grown sweet peas before! Do I pot these on or put them straight in the ground now? I'm a bit worried slugs will obliterate them
May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Always wanted to give this a go!
April 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Cracking up at this bad boy.

It's the 'intense' chicken stock and it's in black packaging so you know it means business
March 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Alright this! 5.6% ...pleasant sipping
March 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
After saying since last April wanted a Paw Patrol theme 4th birthday, son has now changed his mind and is certain he wants a pumpkin 🎃 theme.
Pray for me 🙏
March 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Growing on me! I still think would sit better in stout form but it's getting better
March 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Toooo spicy
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Handsome boy is out of the fridge!
March 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I love the weekends because I get to stack the dishwasher how I like due to me being the one to empty it the next morning and I feel like this post sums up almost 20 years of marriage 🤣
February 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Vinted be all like..

Perfect condition rug with brown mark that will wash out...

Like if that's the case why don't you wash it out before putting it on then.

Someone more sceptical might suggest the hope is to send to someone who can't be bothered to return it when stain doesn't wash out!
February 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Very smooth!

And well needed after gross week of family flu and crap week at work!
February 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
January 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Visit to Preston means Booths!

This is LOVELY. Reminds me of beers before they got all hazy. Proper tasty IPA.
January 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I can not for the life of me see where the other half of the garlic is used
January 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Long overdue but decided to purchase some new non stick pans due to fears of literal ingestion of old pan coating with every meal cooked and it's a REVELATION
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM