Alex
@uberplex.bsky.social
Human being being human. I write and stuff.
Everything I managed to get done this week is a miracle
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Everything I managed to get done this week is a miracle
I need them to study my brain when I die and then bring me back to life to tell me what all happened in there
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I need them to study my brain when I die and then bring me back to life to tell me what all happened in there
Me and My Husband
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December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I lowkey don’t even have time to be sad right now
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I lowkey don’t even have time to be sad right now
Gods & Monsters
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December 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Amazing how seals and dogs are
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Amazing how seals and dogs are
You’re telling me the sea made this weed?
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You’re telling me the sea made this weed?
Like That
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December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Up in the crib experiencing moderate aches and pain
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Up in the crib experiencing moderate aches and pain
Opened the door and my delivery driver had light eyes. Bruh jump scared me
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Opened the door and my delivery driver had light eyes. Bruh jump scared me
It’s been funny realizing I’m actually not that bad at reading people and people are just, like, weird
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s been funny realizing I’m actually not that bad at reading people and people are just, like, weird
I am the most single I have been since the age of 15 and honestly this has done wonders for my career and education
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I am the most single I have been since the age of 15 and honestly this has done wonders for my career and education
I wonder if I like men and then like a man
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wonder if I like men and then like a man
Maybe the strangest things were the friends we made along the way
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Maybe the strangest things were the friends we made along the way
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World AIDS Day. We remember.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
World AIDS Day. We remember.
I wish I was normal sooner
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I wish I was normal sooner
You fooled me once with your eyes now, honey
You fooled me twice with your lies and I say
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn’t care
She lives in her world, so unaware
Does she know that my destiny lies with her
Sarah, oh, Sarah,
are you saving me?
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You fooled me twice with your lies and I say
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn’t care
She lives in her world, so unaware
Does she know that my destiny lies with her
Sarah, oh, Sarah,
are you saving me?
open.spotify.com/track/00h6sy...
Sarah Smiles
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November 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You fooled me once with your eyes now, honey
You fooled me twice with your lies and I say
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn’t care
She lives in her world, so unaware
Does she know that my destiny lies with her
Sarah, oh, Sarah,
are you saving me?
open.spotify.com/track/00h6sy...
You fooled me twice with your lies and I say
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn’t care
She lives in her world, so unaware
Does she know that my destiny lies with her
Sarah, oh, Sarah,
are you saving me?
open.spotify.com/track/00h6sy...
Salem, my cat who is Not obsessed with food, has been tweaking over this turkey
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Salem, my cat who is Not obsessed with food, has been tweaking over this turkey
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November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Did you know you’re supposed to let a pie set for 4 hours after baking it? Terrible
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Did you know you’re supposed to let a pie set for 4 hours after baking it? Terrible
Finally baking my pie 😭
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Finally baking my pie 😭
Body Bag
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November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
🗣️ Money, thousands
True Religion trousers
Got a private home, started from them public houses !
True Religion trousers
Got a private home, started from them public houses !
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🗣️ Money, thousands
True Religion trousers
Got a private home, started from them public houses !
True Religion trousers
Got a private home, started from them public houses !