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Well when you put it like that
An email confirmation from Bookshop dot org that a copy of Sidequested: Book 1 was pre-ordered. Includes a thumbnail of the cover, featuring a woman with blue-black hair wearing a white shirt that shows her shoulders and a dark apron turning a page in an open book.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A woman with close cropped red hair wearing a military style white uniform jacket with off-white padding on the shoulders and a high-collared undershirt. A pink worm-like creature with a blue stripe and frills near its tail has burrowed into the right side of her neck. She is smiling stiffly and broadly, showing most of her teeth. The smile looks painful and compulsive.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Mr. Miagi, from Karate Kid, using chopsticks to grab a floating g emoticon. Text above the picture says "Me, stealing your meme, but reacting to it first, because I have honor."
August 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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A man dressed in tailored red trousers and jacket with brown leather shoes and black gloves. A black dress shirt is visible through the open collar of his jacket. An ornate silver inverted cross is embroidered on the left breast of his jacket. His face is made up with a latex mask to resemble a human skull. His black hair is slicked back. He leans against a white wall with one hand against his hip and the other held up at an angle when it's fingers splayed in a flourish.
April 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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if you see this, post a beach photo from your phone
A photo of a beach. As the water of the previous wave recedes, a new wave is curling as it approaches shore. Dark, coarse sand fills the foreground. In the distance, two large rocks rise above the surface of the ocean. The sky is overcast.
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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search "concert" and post the oldest pic in your camera roll

March 18, 2016
They Might Be Giants at the Madison Theater in Covington, KY

Technically not the oldest result, but the oldest one that's actually a public concert and not a middle school Orchestra performance or a miscategorization.
A small concert auditorium. A crowd of people in the foreground facing in various directions. On the stage stand a drum kit and some microphone stands and amplifiers. The background of the stage is dominated by a projector screen with the word "TMBG" at the top and the phrase "please stand by" at the bottom. The middle of the screen shows a circle containing rows of variously spaced blocks of color, black, gray, and rainbow gradients in the style of a television test pattern. The house lights are still on, the concert has not yet started.
November 21, 2024 at 3:57 PM