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Will you grant me a true warriors death?
Wishing you freedom and autonomy
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Everybody is just bad. Humanity is a cancer on this planet
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Jazz for your neurons
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Batgirl punch! Batgirl kiss??
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pwobabwy
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Self-destruct? That's a Pokemon move bro
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Good. Fiber is good for you and don't believe anyone who says fruit has too much sugar because the fiber prevents it from being absorbed right away so it's able to feed the bacteria at the bottom of your gut and make the GLP-1 that tells your brain that you're full.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You could always make your own
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yeah
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What if... procedurally generated dialogue from either a file of pre-recorded phoneme samples, or completely synthesized?

The jankier the better. Every scene sounds like a YouTube poop
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Like easter or noita?
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
GIVE ME HER BACKSTORY
a cartoon of spongebob saying put it in the bag .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying put it in the bag .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
C
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
That is one buck of very high quantity
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yep, the other sock is fallout themed
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sounds absolutely delightful tbh. Just like Lily frfr
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
God damn dude mf calculated every photon by hand
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There was literally one thing on my ballot and it was something that was going to pass anyway. I still voted tho because in Oregon our ballots are mailed to us and we just drop them off before a deadline. It's easy as hell and perfectly secure and should be like this everywhere.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Power Glove - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Mmmm delicious cake
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How altruism evolved at all is still a mystery. Theoretically it could be a sign of higher intelligence to recognize that kindness pays off for everyone long-term, as opposed to selfishness for immediate short-term personal gain.

Evil people are just stupid I guess🥴
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altruis...
Altruism (biology) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM