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⚔️𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍⚔️
@ubergreen.bsky.social
you would think! but apparently they taste like sour apple
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
may the heavens smile on whatever city employee made the decision to plant the soundbreak around the railroad tracks with female lilly-pilly instead of oleander
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
fruit flavored drug juice is already a unisex item, this shit rules but is sold basically nowhere for the same reason
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
STOP. you violated the law. pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. your stolen goods are now forfeit
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
good news!
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
sorry i can't be her
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
they're a package deal
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
in other news i made her a sweater
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i don't know how to explain it but my dog kinda looks like stalin
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
back from a three-day what'd i miss
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
waking up every morning like
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
predator: badlands (2025)
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
my genuine reaction to this information
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
> fuzzy outerwear
> fun headband
> associated with animal husbandry (horseshoe necklace)
> idealized boyfriend figure

COINCIDENCE?
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i am extremely normal rn
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
the thoughts:
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
he could have marched the fucking parade for all i care, you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to him"
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i was thinking this for a beginner anyway
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM