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ubergine.bsky.social
David Fowles
@ubergine.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, blurter
Trump indirectly claiming the knife murder of Rob Reiner and his missus was by a Trump supporter is a new step.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Watching “Enola Holmes 2” and she looks directly to camera just a bit too often, it’s very distracting.
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’ve been watching this Game Awards thing for three and a half hours and I have regrets.
#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I thought I’d subject myself to watching the entire Game Awards and so far every time I look up it’s a trailer for Kill Medieval Demons and, occasionally, Something Something Space. 2026 looks pretty dire.
#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No Man’s Sky winning awards 100 years after their hugely controversial launch.

#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Imagine if The Oscars was full of trailers for upcoming movies. The Game Awards attempting to *look* like The Oscars really highlights how strange this actually is. An audience of hundreds seated to watch game trailers.

#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Statue mystery reveal?

#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Naughty dog space game trailer? #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They are now playing the trailer for the show you are currently watching that you already saw online, which is an odd choice. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I think the portals on stage right and left are meant to evoke control sticks, as if the whole stage is a game controller. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Unexpected pop-up opera now. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Live audience effectively booing or underwhelmed by every nominee for best live-action game adaptation, politely but softly clap winner. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have performed my quarterly “take a quick look at BlueSky” and have liked a handful of posts. ‘Till next time!
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Why aren’t they hosting from the stage? It’s so weird. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“Three Body Problem” drinking game. Take a shot every time someone doesn’t answer a phone call. You’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning by season’s end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The farts are silent. Nose bleeds. New buttguffs stir. #thegameawards
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’ve been wondering how remote control / self-driving cars wouldn’t usher in a golden age for car bombers and crowd crashers. Cars we don’t control sound more like a moving cage. Till next time!
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Vincent Schiavelli was possibly most famous for playing The Subway Ghost in the Patrick Swayze / Demi Moore hit Ghost. The pic reminded me again of the unlikely historical oddity that Schiavelli died from cancer at 57, and Patrick Swayze ALSO died from cancer ALSO at 57, just a few years later.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Cash for Commiserations: John Laws dead at 90.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Seen on a discussion of whether Republicans are stupid or evil or stupid and evil.
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Is a better word for late-stage Capitalism hatching into full-blown Fascism “Fascitalism”? It’s awkward to say, won’t catch on.
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Worth it?
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Do Americans somehow not know a “doodle” is a penis? Keep seeing unironic headlines about Trump sending birthday cards with his doodle on it to Epstein, people denying they’ve seen his doodle etc.
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Join us for the 21st Annual Green Left Comedy Debate “Billionaires should run the government"

Book online at www.trybooking.com/DCULC

MC’d by award-winning comedian Tom Ballard

Comedians include Helchild, Nicky Barry, Shiralee Hood, Rose Callaghan, Sarah Bartolo, David Fowles
July 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Trump will win the Don’t Nobel What The Fuck They’re Doing prize.
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM