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Meat popsicle. Loose goose. Mediocre artist. Medium build. Bread burner. Dog dad to Mabel. Married to DMac.
Sam Wilson being black and a veteran would have gotten him fired from the VA. Him and Cap would have never met under this administration.
March 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Has anyone told Greenland about our healthcare system?
March 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I finally found a doctor without a three month wait.
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We’ve gone past the fuck around, past the find out and now we’re in the ferfuckssake.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hear me out, a #brooklyn99 Columbo-esque spinoff starring Charles Boyle called “Boyles” because he’ll be solving crimes with other members of the Boyle family. Each ep has a new celebrity guest who is also another Boyle.
March 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is the fifth Nazgûl collision under the Sauron administration. Of course their response is to ban women from battle.
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
NYT headline: “We’re Beginning To Think Sauron Might Not Be All That Great For Middle Earth.”
February 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When you wake up from your nap to see this face staring at you. #americanbully
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This forest is delicious. #americanbully
February 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Forest Park, Portland.
February 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I can hardly describe the forests around Portland other than “Endorian”.
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Less 🍊🤡 today. More green.
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Looking for a house one day ago: “We’d like a garage, 2 bedrooms and an updated kitchen.”

Looking for a house today: “Got anything that won’t burn down to the ground due to climate change?”
January 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
In case you’re wondering how it looks outside in Pasadena right now. #socalfires
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Eaton fire is slowly moving south through Pasadena. Be sure to have emergency things ready to go: pets, papers, people.

Grab any meds you might need.

Fill water bottles. Charge phones.
January 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Big thanks to any and all emergency workers and responders tonight in the LA and Pasadena areas.
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Bungalow Heaven community’s desperate attempt to save this tree is truly wonderful. Let’s hope the city sees the options as opposed to just cutting it down.
January 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wishing your dog a happy new year.
January 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Merry Christmas from the coast where we’ll get together and have a few laughs.
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
On the holiday watch list today:
- A Muppet Christmas Carol
- Elf
- Christmas Story
- Christmas Vacation
- Scrooged
December 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Ready for Santa.
December 23, 2024 at 11:30 PM
A very boopable snoot.
December 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM