Irony of the worst driver I’ve seen having a license plate frame that says “HELMETS SAVE LIVES” ..yeah bro, saves them from YOU
January 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Irony of the worst driver I’ve seen having a license plate frame that says “HELMETS SAVE LIVES” ..yeah bro, saves them from YOU
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pick up an analog hobby, I'm so serious. something that holds your attention and is fun for you, literally anything.
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
pick up an analog hobby, I'm so serious. something that holds your attention and is fun for you, literally anything.
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
just me n my air purifier against the world
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
just me n my air purifier against the world
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Ok I’ll bite. who is elon musk
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ok I’ll bite. who is elon musk
why does skeeting feel like I work at a startup
December 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
why does skeeting feel like I work at a startup
attention span is so wrecked I need to watch 2000s rom coms on 2x speed
December 14, 2024 at 8:40 AM
attention span is so wrecked I need to watch 2000s rom coms on 2x speed
me n my ingested carcinogens n microplastics wish u all a pleasant evening 🌙
December 14, 2024 at 8:32 AM
me n my ingested carcinogens n microplastics wish u all a pleasant evening 🌙
Must now combine to make green pussy caps 💚🧶
December 14, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Must now combine to make green pussy caps 💚🧶
Logging off
shitpost haiku are
difficult things to master
poop poop poop poop poop
difficult things to master
poop poop poop poop poop
December 12, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Logging off
okay algorithm calm down with the shitposting skeets I was JOKING
shitposters are so important to have in any social media biome in order for it to fluorish
December 12, 2024 at 8:37 AM
okay algorithm calm down with the shitposting skeets I was JOKING
Used the word shitpost in one skeet and the algorithm immediately brought me another that also had the word shitpost. It’s really that easy folks 🧎🏻♀️
if it's not a shitpost what the fuck are you even doing with your life
December 12, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Used the word shitpost in one skeet and the algorithm immediately brought me another that also had the word shitpost. It’s really that easy folks 🧎🏻♀️
The nabussy
December 12, 2024 at 5:52 AM
The nabussy
bc we don’t have enough of the funny shitposters over here to do the heavy lifting
I ASK AGAIN WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ON TWITTER
December 12, 2024 at 5:03 AM
bc we don’t have enough of the funny shitposters over here to do the heavy lifting
🎶 losing all my innocence in the backseat (reading Luigi’s manifesto)
a woman wearing a red hoodie that says gap
ALT: a woman wearing a red hoodie that says gap
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
🎶 losing all my innocence in the backseat (reading Luigi’s manifesto)
Each one of you has a gc spamming only Luigi thirst traps
December 11, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Each one of you has a gc spamming only Luigi thirst traps
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Anyway here's a really cool graphic I just found, gonna post it here for no reason.
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Anyway here's a really cool graphic I just found, gonna post it here for no reason.
When I use my shark flexstyle™ and my hair looks good for 10 minutes
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 AM
When I use my shark flexstyle™ and my hair looks good for 10 minutes
Raise ur hand if ur here to be a lowlife troll with constant lies bc I know I am 🙋🏻♀️
One by one, I stopped using Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and Threads, because I hated the lowlife trolls and their constant lies, the disinformation, and the throttling of pro-democracy content by their corrupt billionaire owners.
I'm so grateful that #Bluesky exists. ❤
Social media is fun again. 🥰
I'm so grateful that #Bluesky exists. ❤
Social media is fun again. 🥰
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Raise ur hand if ur here to be a lowlife troll with constant lies bc I know I am 🙋🏻♀️
the way I thought these were Elphaba’s hands……..I need to log off and touch grass
Les jeunes scientifiques à la recherche de l’élan perdu
Les jeunes scientifiques à la recherche de l’élan perdu
Une journée de rencontres a tenté d’évaluer précisément les désirs, entraves et désarrois des jeunes chercheurs français. Face à eux, les représentants institutionnels en sont restés à des exposés assez peu investis.
www.lemonde.fr
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
the way I thought these were Elphaba’s hands……..I need to log off and touch grass
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pluto in aquarium isn't playing
France’s government has collapsed after MPs voted out the French Prime Minister, Michel Barnier.
He is set to become the shortest-serving Prime Minister in the country’s history.
He is set to become the shortest-serving Prime Minister in the country’s history.
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 AM
pluto in aquarium isn't playing
Not the healthcare executives on linkedin crying abt Brian Thompson….girl read the room
December 5, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Not the healthcare executives on linkedin crying abt Brian Thompson….girl read the room
3 films I watched in November than I will yap abt to anyone who will listen 🎥
- Anora
- The Killing Fields
- How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies
- Anora
- The Killing Fields
- How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies
December 4, 2024 at 3:53 AM
3 films I watched in November than I will yap abt to anyone who will listen 🎥
- Anora
- The Killing Fields
- How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies
- Anora
- The Killing Fields
- How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies
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we need all the funny ppl from twitter to move over here
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
we need all the funny ppl from twitter to move over here