Uatu the Watcher
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Uatu the Watcher
@uatu.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Earth 47774: The Spirit of Vengeance admits, while he has been busy, he should probably have paid more attention to Carnage.
Earth 3755: Eddie Brock is dead and the symbiote seeks out another host full of poison and hate. Elsewhere, Ellen DeGeneres walks into a church...
December 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Earth 3755: Eddie Brock is dead and the symbiote seeks out another host full of poison and hate. Elsewhere, Ellen DeGeneres walks into a church...
Earth 4775: With three times the strength, agility, and endurance of a normal man; 3D Man is recruited by the Avengers to get Thor coffee.
December 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Earth 4775: With three times the strength, agility, and endurance of a normal man; 3D Man is recruited by the Avengers to get Thor coffee.
Earth 213: @scottaukerman.bsky.social is shot outside his home by, @blankcheck.bsky.social as part of the East Coast/West Coast podcast feud.
December 20, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Earth 213: @scottaukerman.bsky.social is shot outside his home by, @blankcheck.bsky.social as part of the East Coast/West Coast podcast feud.
Earth 989: Mephisto is seen leaving Mar-a-lago counting a stack of money.
November 6, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Earth 989: Mephisto is seen leaving Mar-a-lago counting a stack of money.
In addition to The Punisher's War Journal, there is also his less discussed War Scrapbook and War Quilt.
May 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
In addition to The Punisher's War Journal, there is also his less discussed War Scrapbook and War Quilt.
Earth 5837: On this Earth it's GALLANT who's the irresponsible one and GOOFUS that's a paragon of virtue.
April 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Earth 5837: On this Earth it's GALLANT who's the irresponsible one and GOOFUS that's a paragon of virtue.
Earth 34: Hank Pym figures out how to fix the bee problem. He replaces all the current bees with one GIANT bee!
March 21, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Earth 34: Hank Pym figures out how to fix the bee problem. He replaces all the current bees with one GIANT bee!
Earth 852: Everyone is pretty sure everyone else is a Skrull, which is true, but it's incredibly impolite to ask.
March 13, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Earth 852: Everyone is pretty sure everyone else is a Skrull, which is true, but it's incredibly impolite to ask.
Despite 'ionic energy' not being an ethnicity, Simon Williams will still cite racism for why he didn't win an Oscar.
March 11, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Despite 'ionic energy' not being an ethnicity, Simon Williams will still cite racism for why he didn't win an Oscar.
Earth 3775: Y is only a vowel.
March 11, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Earth 3775: Y is only a vowel.
Simon Williams watches his name pop up on the 'in memoriam' montage for the third year in a row.
March 10, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Simon Williams watches his name pop up on the 'in memoriam' montage for the third year in a row.
Earth 5842: Fed up with her tantrums and howling, Tony has Tigra spayed.
March 10, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Earth 5842: Fed up with her tantrums and howling, Tony has Tigra spayed.
I, Uatu, have just learned of the existence of Moon Pies. The emotion they elicit is... complicated.
March 8, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I, Uatu, have just learned of the existence of Moon Pies. The emotion they elicit is... complicated.
Earth 5942: Man Thing's wife assures him that he is giant-sized.
March 6, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Earth 5942: Man Thing's wife assures him that he is giant-sized.
Earth 96378: Things are bad right up until everyone figures out that zombies can't climb trees.
March 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Earth 96378: Things are bad right up until everyone figures out that zombies can't climb trees.
Earth 95378: Frank Castle sees a "Suns Out Guns Out" t-shirt and nods in grim approval.
March 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Earth 95378: Frank Castle sees a "Suns Out Guns Out" t-shirt and nods in grim approval.
Earth 36942: In addition to his many doctorates, Victor von Doom is also a nationally ranked Scrabble champion.
March 4, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Earth 36942: In addition to his many doctorates, Victor von Doom is also a nationally ranked Scrabble champion.
Earth 975379: You are eaten by a grue.
March 3, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Earth 975379: You are eaten by a grue.
Victor Von Doom, no matter the Earth or the circumstance, will always take the time to sign an autograph.
March 3, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Victor Von Doom, no matter the Earth or the circumstance, will always take the time to sign an autograph.
Earth 5837: Johnny Storm sneaks onto Doom's time machine with a box of pizza bagels and a point to prove.
February 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Earth 5837: Johnny Storm sneaks onto Doom's time machine with a box of pizza bagels and a point to prove.
Earth 648: The silent arms race between NERF and Super Soaker comes to a dramatic head.
February 24, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Earth 648: The silent arms race between NERF and Super Soaker comes to a dramatic head.
Earth 5656: To the surprise of no one, the Uni-Force possesses Wolverine because hey, why not.
February 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Earth 5656: To the surprise of no one, the Uni-Force possesses Wolverine because hey, why not.
Earth 4455: Everyone is a werewolf or a vampire or a ghost and they're all in unrequited love with each other and it's all very tiring.
February 23, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Earth 4455: Everyone is a werewolf or a vampire or a ghost and they're all in unrequited love with each other and it's all very tiring.
Earth 4444: Sue falls for Namor, Reed joins AIM, Ben joins the Champions, Johnny gets an act in Vegas, Galactus eats Earth. Thanks a lot, Namor!
February 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Earth 4444: Sue falls for Namor, Reed joins AIM, Ben joins the Champions, Johnny gets an act in Vegas, Galactus eats Earth. Thanks a lot, Namor!