Wilt
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· Jun 17
The Knights Will Fight (All Knight)
YouTube video by The Silly History Boys Show
youtu.be
This is what happens when you write a song with your seven year old
#Knights #FightingKnights #IronMan
youtu.be/W58K9gDxvZA
#Knights #FightingKnights #IronMan
youtu.be/W58K9gDxvZA
@thesquareball.net how long was Andy Hughes your totem for hero of the week and who will take the mantle from Bera when the time comes? Just been rolling that around in my head.
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@thesquareball.net how long was Andy Hughes your totem for hero of the week and who will take the mantle from Bera when the time comes? Just been rolling that around in my head.
Thanks to the @thesquareball.net it has now been revealed to me I share a birthday with Ken Bates. It’s an awfully lonely place in my kitchen right now 😐 #lufc
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Thanks to the @thesquareball.net it has now been revealed to me I share a birthday with Ken Bates. It’s an awfully lonely place in my kitchen right now 😐 #lufc
Doing a show just outside of Doncaster, we get kids up to help for an interactive bit and of course ask their name. A three year old boy said “Gary”. GARY LIVES!
#GaryLife
#NoDeadName
#GaryLife
#NoDeadName
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Doing a show just outside of Doncaster, we get kids up to help for an interactive bit and of course ask their name. A three year old boy said “Gary”. GARY LIVES!
#GaryLife
#NoDeadName
#GaryLife
#NoDeadName
Pulled my shoulder for the first time taking shopping bags out of car. Though I have a new PB injury mind. Three fully laden bags4life
October 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Pulled my shoulder for the first time taking shopping bags out of car. Though I have a new PB injury mind. Three fully laden bags4life
I’m at that point in life when I just want Ugly Kids Joe’s “Same Side” to start.
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m at that point in life when I just want Ugly Kids Joe’s “Same Side” to start.
I mean haven’t you slagged Bamford enough over the last seven years to sate ya? I’m going to say thanks Pat, you served #lufc as well as you could, as well as we needed. Cheers luv.
August 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I mean haven’t you slagged Bamford enough over the last seven years to sate ya? I’m going to say thanks Pat, you served #lufc as well as you could, as well as we needed. Cheers luv.
Love how everyone has their own unique “oh my gods it’s Ade Edmondson” moment during #AlienEarth
Comes to us all in our own special way.
Comes to us all in our own special way.
August 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Love how everyone has their own unique “oh my gods it’s Ade Edmondson” moment during #AlienEarth
Comes to us all in our own special way.
Comes to us all in our own special way.
Thankful Bluesky didn’t tell me what age they estimated me post face scan
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Thankful Bluesky didn’t tell me what age they estimated me post face scan
Why do I need AnonOpinion. I have this this thread to keep my weird takes anonymous ;)
July 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Why do I need AnonOpinion. I have this this thread to keep my weird takes anonymous ;)
7yr old mocking the Neanderthal extinction right now. Weird times here…#human
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
7yr old mocking the Neanderthal extinction right now. Weird times here…#human
Ah crap I just googled ephebophile.
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ah crap I just googled ephebophile.
A friend of mine, a comedian in his youth, wrote a joke.
“How do you turn a lemon on? Lick its citrus”.
He now runs a theatre in Canada.
I think about the joke more than I think I should.
“How do you turn a lemon on? Lick its citrus”.
He now runs a theatre in Canada.
I think about the joke more than I think I should.
July 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A friend of mine, a comedian in his youth, wrote a joke.
“How do you turn a lemon on? Lick its citrus”.
He now runs a theatre in Canada.
I think about the joke more than I think I should.
“How do you turn a lemon on? Lick its citrus”.
He now runs a theatre in Canada.
I think about the joke more than I think I should.
Campaigning to have the movie Born on the Fourth of July renamed Born on July the Fourth
July 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Campaigning to have the movie Born on the Fourth of July renamed Born on July the Fourth
One large bottle of gluten free lager is all it takes. One large bottle and its ruins-ville. Send for the Sandmen, I’m well overdue
July 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
One large bottle of gluten free lager is all it takes. One large bottle and its ruins-ville. Send for the Sandmen, I’m well overdue
As a parent your toast crust intake increases massively. I’m surprised I don’t see more parents with curly hair
June 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
As a parent your toast crust intake increases massively. I’m surprised I don’t see more parents with curly hair
Through It All Together at the Leeds Playhouse was a lovely two hours. Touching and funny in equal measure. The cast dealing with difficult material with skill and grace (and that’s before they tackle the reality of supporting #lufc)
June 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Through It All Together at the Leeds Playhouse was a lovely two hours. Touching and funny in equal measure. The cast dealing with difficult material with skill and grace (and that’s before they tackle the reality of supporting #lufc)
Irks me when walking on pavement and stranger just in front has the exact same natural walking speed
June 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Irks me when walking on pavement and stranger just in front has the exact same natural walking speed
Ah damn. I always meant to ask the the Beatles how they felt when they actually turned sixty-four
June 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ah damn. I always meant to ask the the Beatles how they felt when they actually turned sixty-four
When one listens to the Backstreet Boys “I Want It That Way” through the lens of pegging, it sort of makes sense.
June 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When one listens to the Backstreet Boys “I Want It That Way” through the lens of pegging, it sort of makes sense.
This is what happens when you write a song with your seven year old
#Knights #FightingKnights #IronMan
youtu.be/W58K9gDxvZA
#Knights #FightingKnights #IronMan
youtu.be/W58K9gDxvZA
The Knights Will Fight (All Knight)
YouTube video by The Silly History Boys Show
youtu.be
June 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This is what happens when you write a song with your seven year old
#Knights #FightingKnights #IronMan
youtu.be/W58K9gDxvZA
#Knights #FightingKnights #IronMan
youtu.be/W58K9gDxvZA
Do you share your birthday with a monster.
June 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Do you share your birthday with a monster.
Christ Cadburys. Can’t I enjoy nutty chocolate without crippling sadness about dementia?
June 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Christ Cadburys. Can’t I enjoy nutty chocolate without crippling sadness about dementia?
Failing Echo Chamber was the name of my band in college
June 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Failing Echo Chamber was the name of my band in college