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tzombini.bsky.social
Kinver Pond / Wellness Regime
@tzombini.bsky.social
Noise maker as Kinver Pond. Half of Wellness Regime. (Very) occasionally (mostly former) writer of the earsforeyes.co.uk music blog

https://burpofelation.bandcamp.com
For #CDFriday, remembering the time @chickenf1sh.bsky.social released this mad thing in a recovered-wood box. I’ve bravely risked splinters many times to listen to it concretefield.bandcamp.com/album/a-theo...
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh yeah, that one’s amazing. I’ve been inspired to put it on.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Found an old picture I took of Helm playing in front of a big sad grey face.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bisecting a falling building with your face in a smashed rubblescape. Lakes of viscera and hard stares. Bad guys as thinly membraned pressurised meat sacks, dead before they’re dead. A cosmic western martial arts body horror. Mad mega violent nonsense. A top too-much movie.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
‘No bears here. Hell is full of bears.’

Time and hunger beneath brain-stilling skies. Jarring horrible squinting cuts from soft night to day glare. Walking, walking, walking on ungenerous earth. Trust over murder.
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Numero pop-up round the corner, you’ve manifested it. What a day!
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Find!
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
They’ll be waiting a while
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Adore this film. One of my all-time favourites. So considered and deliberate, but free and flowing. Yo La Tengo. Landscapes rolling by. Companionship, time and change. Regret and renewal. Slow gonging, hair in your eyes. The universe as an infinitely falling tear.
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Jazz drumming and lost guns. Unfinished freeways. Shooting the night. ‘Can I buy you a drink seeing as how I almost ran you over?’ Cows struck by lightning. ‘Fucking guy shot my fish’. Stealing a record collection. Grisly crime scene photos.

A shoeless anti-road movie where no one gets very far.
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now watching
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Intermittently enjoyable crap. The elaborate occult ceremonies are compelling but the rest of it is crudely stretched material, the ghoulies themselves unscary rubbery hand puppets that barely feature.
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
And I’ve got a signed copy with a spooky little house drawn in it for extra cursedness
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ha! Is it, Jonny?
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
In which Stuart Gordon & crew try for a Spielbergian cosy horror zone and sort of achieve it, if it wasn’t for the destroyed faces, savage beatings, and sawn through tendons.
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Come on down
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I’ve got a sample for the Highlander II: The Quickening fans
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Practicing for a gig at Ealing Extranormal tonight
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Yellow Swans!!
October 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A rich seam
October 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yes
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
🚨Extensive tape dump in Homerton, north London 🚨
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Yes!
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dear comedians, this is a more dignified response than whatever you’ve got cooked up
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM