Kev C
@tzenkethi.bsky.social
This is going to go one of two ways…
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is going to go one of two ways…
Happy "Won't be able to sleep properly because you've spent all Summer going to bed whenever you like so your first day back in school will be exhausting" day to all those teachers celebrating.
August 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Happy "Won't be able to sleep properly because you've spent all Summer going to bed whenever you like so your first day back in school will be exhausting" day to all those teachers celebrating.
My husband just said, whilst wearing AirPods, that he thinks he needs 'ear cancelling noisephones'. 🤔
May 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My husband just said, whilst wearing AirPods, that he thinks he needs 'ear cancelling noisephones'. 🤔
Today I genuinely thought it was Thursday for most of the afternoon and completely forgot there will be a half term break between the Easter holiday and the summer holiday, just in case you were wondering how work is going. 🤪
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Today I genuinely thought it was Thursday for most of the afternoon and completely forgot there will be a half term break between the Easter holiday and the summer holiday, just in case you were wondering how work is going. 🤪
The genius of the movie #DropDeadGorgeous is that you can 100% believe that crazy bullshit like dancing with a stuffed Jesus on the cross in a small town talent show regularly happens in America.
March 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The genius of the movie #DropDeadGorgeous is that you can 100% believe that crazy bullshit like dancing with a stuffed Jesus on the cross in a small town talent show regularly happens in America.
The last few weeks at work have felt a little like this:
With two weeks until the pageant, I was practising my talent, finishing my costume, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day in about 400 calories. I was ready
With two weeks until the pageant, I was practising my talent, finishing my costume, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day in about 400 calories. I was ready
March 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The last few weeks at work have felt a little like this:
With two weeks until the pageant, I was practising my talent, finishing my costume, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day in about 400 calories. I was ready
With two weeks until the pageant, I was practising my talent, finishing my costume, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day in about 400 calories. I was ready
As a society we've let 'Hey Jude', by The Beatles, dominate the end of important events for far too long.
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
As a society we've let 'Hey Jude', by The Beatles, dominate the end of important events for far too long.
Despite the reviews, I enjoyed #StarTrekSection31. Hope we get more streaming movies in the Star Trek universe.
January 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Despite the reviews, I enjoyed #StarTrekSection31. Hope we get more streaming movies in the Star Trek universe.
Here's my #StarTrek inspired #Christmas cracker joke:
What do you get when you cross a budgie with a Klingon?
Canary Wharf!
What do you get when you cross a budgie with a Klingon?
Canary Wharf!
December 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Here's my #StarTrek inspired #Christmas cracker joke:
What do you get when you cross a budgie with a Klingon?
Canary Wharf!
What do you get when you cross a budgie with a Klingon?
Canary Wharf!
Having tuned in to the last 30 seconds of #Eastenders, given that I never watch it, it seems like Iain has teamed up with his mother (back from the dead) to throw out his wife (also back from the dead) on Christmas Day. I didn't think I was that drunk.
December 25, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Having tuned in to the last 30 seconds of #Eastenders, given that I never watch it, it seems like Iain has teamed up with his mother (back from the dead) to throw out his wife (also back from the dead) on Christmas Day. I didn't think I was that drunk.
Let me tell you why #TheMuppetChristmasCarol is the best adaptation of Dickens' novel.
1) Michael Caine plays it completely straight, not once does he act like he's opposite a muppet.
2) It lifts big sections of dialogue straight from the book.
3) Gonzo as Dickens is genius.
1) Michael Caine plays it completely straight, not once does he act like he's opposite a muppet.
2) It lifts big sections of dialogue straight from the book.
3) Gonzo as Dickens is genius.
December 25, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Let me tell you why #TheMuppetChristmasCarol is the best adaptation of Dickens' novel.
1) Michael Caine plays it completely straight, not once does he act like he's opposite a muppet.
2) It lifts big sections of dialogue straight from the book.
3) Gonzo as Dickens is genius.
1) Michael Caine plays it completely straight, not once does he act like he's opposite a muppet.
2) It lifts big sections of dialogue straight from the book.
3) Gonzo as Dickens is genius.
A drag queen won Christmas #Strictly. There was a full throated 'Fuck you!' to the Tories and #Partygate in Christmas #DoctorWho. This makes up for Gavin & Stacey and Mrs Browns Boys on the same night.
December 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
A drag queen won Christmas #Strictly. There was a full throated 'Fuck you!' to the Tories and #Partygate in Christmas #DoctorWho. This makes up for Gavin & Stacey and Mrs Browns Boys on the same night.
Sharron Davies must be choking on her Baileys #StrictlyChristmasSpecial #Strictly
December 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Sharron Davies must be choking on her Baileys #StrictlyChristmasSpecial #Strictly
My hot take, which is probably unpopular: By all means carry on with #DoctorWho colourisations, but don't edit the stories to 90 minutes. That story felt very rushed in places #DoctorWhoTheWarGames
December 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My hot take, which is probably unpopular: By all means carry on with #DoctorWho colourisations, but don't edit the stories to 90 minutes. That story felt very rushed in places #DoctorWhoTheWarGames
Christmas jumper day at work #GoBigOrGoHome
December 17, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Christmas jumper day at work #GoBigOrGoHome
The primary school next to where I work really goes all out for #Christmas. Three wise men, each with THEIR OWN CAMEL!!!
December 13, 2024 at 9:48 AM
The primary school next to where I work really goes all out for #Christmas. Three wise men, each with THEIR OWN CAMEL!!!
What can I say about hat episode of #StarTrekLowerDecks? Well.... I....
a man in a star trek uniform is clapping his hands and smiling
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is clapping his hands and smiling
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December 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
What can I say about hat episode of #StarTrekLowerDecks? Well.... I....
I thought last year's Big Brother ended up messy between the housemates. Forget twitter feuds, none of this year's are going to be talking to each other by the end of the wrap party. #BBUK
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I thought last year's Big Brother ended up messy between the housemates. Forget twitter feuds, none of this year's are going to be talking to each other by the end of the wrap party. #BBUK
I see late and live is making the final all about the celeb house guests for a second year and not about the actual winner. Fucksake. #BBUK
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I see late and live is making the final all about the celeb house guests for a second year and not about the actual winner. Fucksake. #BBUK
Hey, Big Brother housemates. If you're sitting there with a face like a slapped arse while the overwhelming public winner is getting interviewed, maybe you were the cunts all along? #BBUK
November 15, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Hey, Big Brother housemates. If you're sitting there with a face like a slapped arse while the overwhelming public winner is getting interviewed, maybe you were the cunts all along? #BBUK