Momma, ain’t nothing in this world that could stop me from fucking you with all I got and not stopping until you’re struggling to breathe and in a puddle of your juices.

Only bad for trying to keep your big girl undies from being brown all the time

Just means your baby brain is far more powerful than your big girl brain

Awww. Just when you thought you might be a big girl and done being a stinky baby, this happens and you get reminded of the truth. You’re a baby destined to keep a mushy bottom