I don’t plan on leaving my nonexistent red socks out anymore….

Your Mochi looks like my Ichigo 🍓
(He likes to wink at people…we‘re woking on not making people uncomfortable with unwavering eye contact)

This is what I imagine is coming up my drain when I close my eyes in the shower…I mean this or a roach…I prefer this. Icky.

A los dieciocho meses me seguía cagando, este esta en otro nivel

Don’t even sweat it. When I make brownies or cookies I have to make a whole extra sheet for quality control. Y’know, ‘cause I’m thorough…

This is what happened when I made Red Velvet Cupcakes, a lot of testing was made. (p.s. those calories DO NOT count)

And that small oceans have even smaller tides….

*enter the shogun executioner noises*

I’m…I’m not going crazy. You’re making things up. I can DEFINITELY survive….yes yes…

Oml love 💕

Honestly? I’m not too sure but I HAD to take pictures after it waved hi at me 🥹

Can I use that description for myself? Cool, thanks.

Sorry guys, I was standing up yesterday 😔😔😔

Little guy is just so good at weaving 😭😭😭 Reminds me of this friend I saw yesterday