Ty Wilda
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Ty Wilda
@tyw.bsky.social
Chaos Witch, no, not like that. Prolific unpublished daydreamer. Gamer of all trades. Caretaker and resident of a Weird House.
Another vent. Language ahead...

Here's an idea. Why don't you take that rainbow flag and trade it for a red hat you miserable kant? Allies don't spread lies and post hate preachers.
September 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes we remember our BSKY account just so we have a place to yell, "Your IQ is my shoe size, don't test me."
September 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy Get Off My Island Day!
March 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In which we remind ourselves that saying, "If you pat my head and tell me how everything is going to be fine and to stop worrying so much one more time I will remove your unthinking head" is not constructive. It would be satisfying though.
February 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I had a "White Dope onPunk" button when I was a teen. I'm making a button bag and should see if they still make those.
February 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Actual trolls are so much easier to deal with than the tedious twats who pretend they are interested in a good faith discussion. Especially the ones who "don't support him, buuuuttttt......"
February 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Does missing 3 minutes in the middle of the long version of "Angry Eyes" mean I have to play it again?

I wish stupid questions like that would replace my daily, "Now the fuck what?"
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Closed my substack window without using it for the 4th time in 4 days. My creative bits are failing.
January 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Soo, the cases designed to overturn past legislation are being trotted up to the Supreme Court already. First up is "I'm Christian so I'm not paying for gay stuff in my insurance."

Fucking lovely.
January 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sweet Vishnu Buddha Christ fuck. How the fuck does anyone with half a fucking brain think, "Devastating wildfires? Time to bust out my insult comic bullshit to that state's governor?"

Or, how does anyone with a brain think this is a good thing? Fuck you, rape fans.
January 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Wow. I actually thought things might not be as bad as everyone feared. I did not anticipate they'd be worse.
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There's a line in the Einstürzende Neubauten song, The Interimlovers, that I really want to use as a writing prompt. There was something on the edge of almost last week when I tried.

"Between Semtex and Utopia"
December 17, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The thing that really gets me angry is how they will tell you it's about the children and sports and bathrooms and then turn around and talk about killing the tr*nny freaks. Then they will tell you they are good people and Christians.
December 13, 2024 at 3:25 PM
It starts with Gretchen de-existing and Molly born of uncontrolled chaos. Do we start our story with an extended ultra-violence scene? Sets a sort of expectation, doesn't it? Then again, violence is sexy.
December 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I'm suddenly noisy here. I've curated it better to deal with fewer Keno people. It's a good thing.
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Meh, country mouse realtor selling water in the desert is a complete bitch anyway.
December 12, 2024 at 12:41 PM
A pixie challenged me, or was she a witch? I was too distracted to ask...
"Andy, what part of me describing her as the most dangerous woman in the city told you to develop a crush on her or build a robot version of her? That is why I didn't mention the penis. It seemed a pointless detail."
November 27, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Someone tell that accursed fly that they are ruining my enjoyment of The Fall's "Totally Wired."
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Some of the things I write on social media are straight out of my head as I write. The longer bits aren't quite that. I'll spend big chunks of non-consecutive time telling myself the story. I guess one could call those the first through whatever drafts. Then comes the draft other people can see.
February 29, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Today I learned there is a character limit on this platform. Hrm, makes it more likely I'll not use it often. Was really hoping for a viable alternative.
November 22, 2023 at 2:25 PM
There was a girl who died. No, too passive. She was killed. As such things go, her state of death didn't last long..

There was a different person. Conceptually a girl, one supposes. That was the form she got locked into.
October 4, 2023 at 4:09 PM