Tytiana Christmas
@tytichristmas.bsky.social
My brother has me up at 2am looking for him because he decided he wanted to go to the corner store and get food and left the door cracked open
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My brother has me up at 2am looking for him because he decided he wanted to go to the corner store and get food and left the door cracked open
I would’ve been so pissed off at myself if I didn’t remember, I needed these documents until I got all the way to the DMV tomorrow. At least this time. I was only three minutes away from my house.
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I would’ve been so pissed off at myself if I didn’t remember, I needed these documents until I got all the way to the DMV tomorrow. At least this time. I was only three minutes away from my house.
This little girl keeps talking to me in Spanish and I don’t know how to convey to her baybee I do not understand
December 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This little girl keeps talking to me in Spanish and I don’t know how to convey to her baybee I do not understand
I did all that exercise and now I want a cheeseburger
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I did all that exercise and now I want a cheeseburger
Had to tell my little brother not to what me cause I’m not one of this little friends
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Had to tell my little brother not to what me cause I’m not one of this little friends
Someone tell my mother to stop texting me Facebook reels. She was sending them to me on Facebook messenger before and I was just ignoring them and now she texts them to me.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Someone tell my mother to stop texting me Facebook reels. She was sending them to me on Facebook messenger before and I was just ignoring them and now she texts them to me.
If your prescription is not already ready for pick up, do not get in the drive-through line
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If your prescription is not already ready for pick up, do not get in the drive-through line
My male sim has been randomly gaining weight for no reason and he’s been working out why did I just check and this mother fucker is pregnant from alien abduction
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My male sim has been randomly gaining weight for no reason and he’s been working out why did I just check and this mother fucker is pregnant from alien abduction
I’m about to finish this whole ass bottle of Robitussin cause this fuck ass cough won’t go away
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m about to finish this whole ass bottle of Robitussin cause this fuck ass cough won’t go away
This dad walked all the way up to the Amtrak at 5am to tap on the window his son was in and yell bye
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This dad walked all the way up to the Amtrak at 5am to tap on the window his son was in and yell bye
12 hours back in the city and someone is asking me for directions
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
12 hours back in the city and someone is asking me for directions
My brother and sister have all of the tiny tan toys I had to ask my sister to give me one of her repeats
October 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My brother and sister have all of the tiny tan toys I had to ask my sister to give me one of her repeats
Where am I supposed to be … at work. Where am I … not at work.
September 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Where am I supposed to be … at work. Where am I … not at work.
Rages about the snack industry
September 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Rages about the snack industry
Yes I will get two more items to get free shipping and $10 off so it’s like I paid 6 dollars for 2 items
August 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yes I will get two more items to get free shipping and $10 off so it’s like I paid 6 dollars for 2 items
I need my body to start a log reporting system I need data as to why I crashed out, dissociated, or physically blue screened
August 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I need my body to start a log reporting system I need data as to why I crashed out, dissociated, or physically blue screened
Me as I sit next to a faint bee so I don’t make service workers jobs harder
a man stands in front of a window with the words " don t freak out " written below him
ALT: a man stands in front of a window with the words " don t freak out " written below him
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August 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Me as I sit next to a faint bee so I don’t make service workers jobs harder
Sleep on its way to take me an hour after I take a Benadryl
a blurry picture of a green wall with a red flower in the foreground .
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August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sleep on its way to take me an hour after I take a Benadryl
Firmly participating in the IDGAF war and winning there are two preteen girls laughing at me so I know I’m winning
August 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Firmly participating in the IDGAF war and winning there are two preteen girls laughing at me so I know I’m winning
It’s always late night meetings that people want to talk about dumb shit for no reason please let me leave
August 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s always late night meetings that people want to talk about dumb shit for no reason please let me leave
Me on my way to apply for jobs that I have absolutely no business doing and no qualifications for just for fun
a cartoon character from madagascar is running on a beach at sunset
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July 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me on my way to apply for jobs that I have absolutely no business doing and no qualifications for just for fun
My first thought as soon as u get home is “Take a Nap”
July 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My first thought as soon as u get home is “Take a Nap”
I hate when older folks record any event like lines because they’ll walk down and record the whole line I know I didn’t consent to being filmed
July 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I hate when older folks record any event like lines because they’ll walk down and record the whole line I know I didn’t consent to being filmed
My friend and I proceeding to explain how we were binge drinking and he got blackout drunk at the party, my coworker: that’s funny I used to do that all the time in college, Me: no this was last Saturday
July 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My friend and I proceeding to explain how we were binge drinking and he got blackout drunk at the party, my coworker: that’s funny I used to do that all the time in college, Me: no this was last Saturday
One day my feet are going to become sentient and punish me for always wearing the wrong shoes at the wrong time
July 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One day my feet are going to become sentient and punish me for always wearing the wrong shoes at the wrong time