tysoncoxcomedy.bsky.social
@tysoncoxcomedy.bsky.social
Life needs more chaos.

*Couple approaches girl at the bar*

Hey we noticed your vibe and we just wanted to say. It's bad.
February 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I used to have a 2002 Spiderman physique. Now I look like I got bit by a radioactive divorced dad.
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Pigeon eye
Shrimp hands
Can't lose
January 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Kraven killed spider man in 1987.
Kraven killed the Sony-verse 2024.
#spiderman #kraven #sony
December 14, 2024 at 6:01 AM
No God's.
No kings.
Only failed persuasion checks.

#dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder
December 12, 2024 at 4:06 PM
A well groomed varmet looks different. A clean possum looks like a funky cat.
December 4, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Buccee's is what happens if a gas station asks "what if God was blind." #buccees #comedy #standup #jokes
December 1, 2024 at 6:04 PM
A wizard sits on the black leather couch visibly confused.
"No I won't take off my robe. I'm here for spells. What kind of spell casting couch is this?!

#dnd #castingcouch
November 30, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Elon Musk threatening to buy Hasbro cuz it's "woke" is ridiculous. You know what else is woke? My car payment. Pay that off ya sensitive dork.

#elon #hasbro #dungeonsanddragons
November 30, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Remember y'all, MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!

#KENDRICK
November 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I just saw that someone got arrested for "mischief" and I now have a new goal.

#mischief #comedy #fae
November 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
November 23, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Just wrapped up season 1 of Monster Monster and what an amazing time. #dnd #monstermonster #ttrpg
November 21, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Joined this week by the wonderful @mrjeberling and enjoying a #foggygeezer #beerreview #cheers #comedy
November 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
How to delete a skeet?
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 AM