Ahriman be praised. 🙏

#FoodSky
What’s For Dinner
#CostCo @tysonchicken.bsky.social Panko breaded Strips, Jasmine Rice (25 lb), Organic Chix Bone broth, Hidden Ranch mix, canned cooked chix

@wincofoods.bsky.social iceberg lettuce, tomato, avocado, bacon bits

Rice spices: smoked paprika, parsley, fresh ground pepper

THREE feathers is a wonderful blessing from Ahriman on high!
A sign of good things to come for you and yours. 🙏

FOUR feathers is…
Well it’s not good.
We’ll tell you that.
We hope you never find FOUR feathers in your Tyson Chicken®️.

hey disregard my last post lol

hey @tysonchicken.bsky.social - i didn’t consent to this

When the chicken wars ultimately happen I ride with Tyson.

We are the keepers of the temples of Ahriman.

We are the motors of world history.

We are Tyson®️ chicken.

Did you know that consuming an entire chicken bones and all also consumes the soul of the chicken?

Here at Tyson®️ we don’t just sell souls.
We consume them.

Many of us are haunted from the inside out.

Ahriman be praised.

Today is a good day to eat delicious Tyson™️ chicken. 🔥🔱🔥

Tyson®️, veterans in two theatres of combat:

The war on hunger

The war on language

We don’t conscript, but we accept volunteers.

March valiantly into the future with
Tyson®️.

We hope you eat Tyson®️ today. 🔱

At Tyson®️ we aren’t just soldiers in the war against language.

We don’t just want you to replace the names of living creatures with product names like “chicken” and “poultry”.

We also want you to help fund our grand daily sacrifices to Ahriman.

Thank you for your support.

I would build a church out of your white meat buffalo style chicken strips made with real chicken. ❤️💚💕

We hope you eat Tyson®️ today. 🔱

Sunday is a day for consuming the flesh of the red Burmese jungle fowl.

Here at Tyson®️ we are dedicated to bringing you bags of prepared and frozen pieces of red Burmese jungle fowl flesh.

Enjoy. You’ve earned it.

At Tyson®️ we aren’t just soldiers in the war against language.

We don’t just want you to replace the names of living creatures with product names like “chicken” and “poultry”.

We also want you to help fund our grand daily sacrifices to Ahriman.

Thank you for your support.