Tyrel A. Saurus 🦤
@tyrelasaurus.bsky.social
let them think what they liked, but i didn't mean to drown myself. i meant to swim till i sank — but that's not the same thing.
What in the actual fuck is up with the #CanadianTire website? This thing in un-navigatable.
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What in the actual fuck is up with the #CanadianTire website? This thing in un-navigatable.
The Only QB Ever. #JA17 #BillsMafia
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Only QB Ever. #JA17 #BillsMafia
Don’t know how I feel backing a rookie in his first ever start and it’s on MNF but Bears gonna Bears right?
September 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don’t know how I feel backing a rookie in his first ever start and it’s on MNF but Bears gonna Bears right?
Still plenty of game left. We’re gonna need an answer for Henry though. #BillsMafia
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Still plenty of game left. We’re gonna need an answer for Henry though. #BillsMafia
Nobody has more fun than Josh Allen. #BillsMafia #BeGoodDoGoodGoBills
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nobody has more fun than Josh Allen. #BillsMafia #BeGoodDoGoodGoBills
I know enough people who changed the spelling of their own name when they were a teenager to know that all the dumb names out there are our own fault not our parents.
September 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I know enough people who changed the spelling of their own name when they were a teenager to know that all the dumb names out there are our own fault not our parents.
Kelleher you’ve got to make that save.
August 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Kelleher you’ve got to make that save.
Some questions will ruin you if you are denied the answer long enough.
August 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some questions will ruin you if you are denied the answer long enough.
Deleted my LinkedIn because WTF does a bartender need LinkedIn for?
August 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Deleted my LinkedIn because WTF does a bartender need LinkedIn for?
Did not posting food on Instagram today stop all the atrocities or are we still living at the end?
July 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Did not posting food on Instagram today stop all the atrocities or are we still living at the end?
Don’t know what Labubu is and no I won’t Google it.
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Don’t know what Labubu is and no I won’t Google it.
It kind of feels like the Emmy’s just nominate EVERYBODY.
July 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It kind of feels like the Emmy’s just nominate EVERYBODY.
It’s gonna take a lot more than constant reposting of slides to your Instagram stories to save the world.
July 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It’s gonna take a lot more than constant reposting of slides to your Instagram stories to save the world.
You guys. I saved James Bond.
June 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You guys. I saved James Bond.
Restaurant music peaked between 2007-2010 and we’ve just been playing the same three years worth of songs ever since.
June 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Restaurant music peaked between 2007-2010 and we’ve just been playing the same three years worth of songs ever since.
Brute-forcing my way through vibe coding.
June 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Brute-forcing my way through vibe coding.
I still don’t know what pickleball actually is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
June 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I still don’t know what pickleball actually is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
The billionaires aren’t going to save the planet, you may as well dick around and have fun with AI before it squashes us out of existence.
May 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The billionaires aren’t going to save the planet, you may as well dick around and have fun with AI before it squashes us out of existence.
I have never NOT had to reset my Ticketmaster password upon trying to login.
March 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have never NOT had to reset my Ticketmaster password upon trying to login.
That was the most politically charged sporting event of my lifetime so far and we’re only just beginning. The World Cup next year is going to be a battleground in many, many ways.
February 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That was the most politically charged sporting event of my lifetime so far and we’re only just beginning. The World Cup next year is going to be a battleground in many, many ways.
I think nationalism is exceptionally stupid but I also think it’s important to beat the country who’s made it their entire personality.
February 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I think nationalism is exceptionally stupid but I also think it’s important to beat the country who’s made it their entire personality.
Your country is a fucking meme.
February 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Your country is a fucking meme.
