Tyranalysis Rex
@tyranalysisrex.bsky.social
Analytics and (attempts of) humor.
Doing my best to call out the fun and struggles of Analytics professionals.
Doing my best to call out the fun and struggles of Analytics professionals.
Pinned
Crossroads for soccer:
Modern strategies are positional, rigid, and predictable.
Modern sports analytics fail the game because it is too fluid.
The two sports worlds cannot coexist. Either, it becomes stale to fit statistical odds or we embrace creativity and unpredictability.
I know my choice.
Modern strategies are positional, rigid, and predictable.
Modern sports analytics fail the game because it is too fluid.
The two sports worlds cannot coexist. Either, it becomes stale to fit statistical odds or we embrace creativity and unpredictability.
I know my choice.
April 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Crossroads for soccer:
Modern strategies are positional, rigid, and predictable.
Modern sports analytics fail the game because it is too fluid.
The two sports worlds cannot coexist. Either, it becomes stale to fit statistical odds or we embrace creativity and unpredictability.
I know my choice.
Modern strategies are positional, rigid, and predictable.
Modern sports analytics fail the game because it is too fluid.
The two sports worlds cannot coexist. Either, it becomes stale to fit statistical odds or we embrace creativity and unpredictability.
I know my choice.
Confession:
Sometimes I feel like I’m getting left behind with industry advances and fear being made obsolete.
I tell myself that everyone is chasing rabbits. They’ll be back to the basics eventually.
Unsure if it’s cope or reality but I suspect that is how the world is now too with AI and all.
Sometimes I feel like I’m getting left behind with industry advances and fear being made obsolete.
I tell myself that everyone is chasing rabbits. They’ll be back to the basics eventually.
Unsure if it’s cope or reality but I suspect that is how the world is now too with AI and all.
April 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Confession:
Sometimes I feel like I’m getting left behind with industry advances and fear being made obsolete.
I tell myself that everyone is chasing rabbits. They’ll be back to the basics eventually.
Unsure if it’s cope or reality but I suspect that is how the world is now too with AI and all.
Sometimes I feel like I’m getting left behind with industry advances and fear being made obsolete.
I tell myself that everyone is chasing rabbits. They’ll be back to the basics eventually.
Unsure if it’s cope or reality but I suspect that is how the world is now too with AI and all.
Enjoying the palm trees
March 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Enjoying the palm trees
It’s been a very long time since I have been able to get away.
March 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s been a very long time since I have been able to get away.
If you were curious about flying Frontier Airlines… Don’t.
March 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you were curious about flying Frontier Airlines… Don’t.
The wildest thing about the crazy Giza Pyramid discovery is that nobody seems to care.
March 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The wildest thing about the crazy Giza Pyramid discovery is that nobody seems to care.
Fridays are great.
Fridays when you release a transformative tool that shows every touchpoint with a customer/contact and allow access for the entire business to monitor that engagement are a mix of excitement and nerves.
Fridays when you release a transformative tool that shows every touchpoint with a customer/contact and allow access for the entire business to monitor that engagement are a mix of excitement and nerves.
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fridays are great.
Fridays when you release a transformative tool that shows every touchpoint with a customer/contact and allow access for the entire business to monitor that engagement are a mix of excitement and nerves.
Fridays when you release a transformative tool that shows every touchpoint with a customer/contact and allow access for the entire business to monitor that engagement are a mix of excitement and nerves.
Frank’s Red Hot really is the most versatile condiment.
February 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Frank’s Red Hot really is the most versatile condiment.
Chat with a stakeholder today can be summarized as such:
“I don’t like what this data shows. Can we edit it?”
It really is one of those days today…
“I don’t like what this data shows. Can we edit it?”
It really is one of those days today…
February 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Chat with a stakeholder today can be summarized as such:
“I don’t like what this data shows. Can we edit it?”
It really is one of those days today…
“I don’t like what this data shows. Can we edit it?”
It really is one of those days today…
Mgmt: The downward trend seems to have slowed and stabilized.
Me: It just looks that way. The rate of change is still the same negative %. The absolute change is smaller because the gross is smaller.
Mgmt: Uh…We’ll stay the course.
Me:
Me: It just looks that way. The rate of change is still the same negative %. The absolute change is smaller because the gross is smaller.
Mgmt: Uh…We’ll stay the course.
Me:
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer with a screen that says ' microsoft office ' on it
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February 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Mgmt: The downward trend seems to have slowed and stabilized.
Me: It just looks that way. The rate of change is still the same negative %. The absolute change is smaller because the gross is smaller.
Mgmt: Uh…We’ll stay the course.
Me:
Me: It just looks that way. The rate of change is still the same negative %. The absolute change is smaller because the gross is smaller.
Mgmt: Uh…We’ll stay the course.
Me:
Nottingham Forest: 7
Brighton: 0
Brighton: 0
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media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nottingham Forest: 7
Brighton: 0
Brighton: 0
This might be the first weekend all season that Forest is predicted to win. Sounds like a jinx. @nottinghamforest.news
January 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This might be the first weekend all season that Forest is predicted to win. Sounds like a jinx. @nottinghamforest.news
The more I watch of Haaland, the less impressed I am.
January 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The more I watch of Haaland, the less impressed I am.
Apex Predator!!
January 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Apex Predator!!
Wild first half. @usujason.hippieceo.com
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January 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wild first half. @usujason.hippieceo.com
This time of year is full of hope because there is noticeably more daylight each day.
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This time of year is full of hope because there is noticeably more daylight each day.
As big as Chicago is…
As much of a fantastic sports city Chicago is…
Every single one of our professional teams in every sport is terrible
That’s a little embarrassing
As much of a fantastic sports city Chicago is…
Every single one of our professional teams in every sport is terrible
That’s a little embarrassing
December 15, 2024 at 5:53 PM
As big as Chicago is…
As much of a fantastic sports city Chicago is…
Every single one of our professional teams in every sport is terrible
That’s a little embarrassing
As much of a fantastic sports city Chicago is…
Every single one of our professional teams in every sport is terrible
That’s a little embarrassing
How Analysts stay fit:
December 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
How Analysts stay fit:
Please do not script your presentations. It is immediately detectable and feels inauthentic.
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Please do not script your presentations. It is immediately detectable and feels inauthentic.
Two months later and Mgmt is finally asking the questions that I initially posed but were brushed off.
December 11, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Two months later and Mgmt is finally asking the questions that I initially posed but were brushed off.
It took until today to receive a Marketing Email with “test” as the subject. Well done, email marketers!
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
It took until today to receive a Marketing Email with “test” as the subject. Well done, email marketers!
Hope everyone has enjoyed the reminders of what marketing email lists you are on!
November 30, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Hope everyone has enjoyed the reminders of what marketing email lists you are on!
“Lime in the Coconut” is an underrated. Song and deserves a revival.
At Max Volume
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At Max Volume
youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs?...
Put The Lime In The Coconut
YouTube video by WizzRapKittyKat
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November 28, 2024 at 1:04 PM
“Lime in the Coconut” is an underrated. Song and deserves a revival.
At Max Volume
youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs?...
At Max Volume
youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs?...
Another day, another project in measuring the value of an “awareness campaign.”
November 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Another day, another project in measuring the value of an “awareness campaign.”
Today was a lesson that the data is never wrong but your attributions and definitions might be.
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Today was a lesson that the data is never wrong but your attributions and definitions might be.