spencerrr
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staff taxidermist at the petrified forest
Did we inadvertently convince ourselves that impeachment is worthless?
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Did we inadvertently convince ourselves that impeachment is worthless?
Last time a hefty guy in makeup acted this shady, there were dead runaways in his crawlspace. 😬
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Last time a hefty guy in makeup acted this shady, there were dead runaways in his crawlspace. 😬
North Carolina wishes you a joyful and festive Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
North Carolina wishes you a joyful and festive Halloween!
Strands #593
“Gait keeping”
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IYKYK, YK?
“Gait keeping”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
IYKYK, YK?
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Strands #593
“Gait keeping”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
IYKYK, YK?
“Gait keeping”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
IYKYK, YK?
You may think that you have a 12 foot skeleton in front of your house, but I think you have a 6 foot skeleton and a ridiculously tiny house.
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You may think that you have a 12 foot skeleton in front of your house, but I think you have a 6 foot skeleton and a ridiculously tiny house.
Useless Pangram for Today’s NYT Spelling Bee Puzzle:
EMBOLIZE
EMBOLIZE
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Useless Pangram for Today’s NYT Spelling Bee Puzzle:
EMBOLIZE
EMBOLIZE
I dream of a world in which ICE agents everywhere are confronted by crowds of protesters open-carrying Subway footlongs.
August 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I dream of a world in which ICE agents everywhere are confronted by crowds of protesters open-carrying Subway footlongs.
Congratulations to Tim Miller for winning the Internet today with this headline:
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Congratulations to Tim Miller for winning the Internet today with this headline:
Re: #StephenColbert
"It's very, very, very sad news. I look forward to seeing what he's going to do next, because that man will not stop."
— John Oliver
"It's very, very, very sad news. I look forward to seeing what he's going to do next, because that man will not stop."
— John Oliver
July 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Re: #StephenColbert
"It's very, very, very sad news. I look forward to seeing what he's going to do next, because that man will not stop."
— John Oliver
"It's very, very, very sad news. I look forward to seeing what he's going to do next, because that man will not stop."
— John Oliver
Among King Arthur's knights rode one swordsman with a singular obsession and uncanny skill: Sir Cumcision.
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Among King Arthur's knights rode one swordsman with a singular obsession and uncanny skill: Sir Cumcision.
Driving behind an SUV with a "Do You Follow Jesus This Closely?" sticker, and before I could launch a keep-your-religion-off-me grumble, I was sidetracked by my appreciation of a properly-applied adverb.
June 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Driving behind an SUV with a "Do You Follow Jesus This Closely?" sticker, and before I could launch a keep-your-religion-off-me grumble, I was sidetracked by my appreciation of a properly-applied adverb.
Hey NYT Spelling Bee, what year is it where you are?
June 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey NYT Spelling Bee, what year is it where you are?
When the hell did John Mulaney morph into Timothy Oliphant's younger brother?
June 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When the hell did John Mulaney morph into Timothy Oliphant's younger brother?
"Hi Kids! It's me, James Comey! I fucked up the future!"
May 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Hi Kids! It's me, James Comey! I fucked up the future!"
Way I heard it, Doctor Pepper drank an experimental potion of his own devising and was transformed into a monstrous, impulse-driven brute who called himself Mister Pibb.
May 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Way I heard it, Doctor Pepper drank an experimental potion of his own devising and was transformed into a monstrous, impulse-driven brute who called himself Mister Pibb.
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BREAKING:
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of White House Easter Egg Hunt
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of White House Easter Egg Hunt
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
BREAKING:
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of White House Easter Egg Hunt
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of White House Easter Egg Hunt
No, “travolta” is not in the NYT Spelling Bee dictionary. Nice try, though!
March 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
No, “travolta” is not in the NYT Spelling Bee dictionary. Nice try, though!
MUSICAL MYSTERY SOLVED:
“You’re So Vain” was actually written about country singer Red Sovine, and Mick Jagger was the only performer on the record who came close to pronouncing his name correctly.
“You’re So Vain” was actually written about country singer Red Sovine, and Mick Jagger was the only performer on the record who came close to pronouncing his name correctly.
February 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
MUSICAL MYSTERY SOLVED:
“You’re So Vain” was actually written about country singer Red Sovine, and Mick Jagger was the only performer on the record who came close to pronouncing his name correctly.
“You’re So Vain” was actually written about country singer Red Sovine, and Mick Jagger was the only performer on the record who came close to pronouncing his name correctly.
United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, HEAL THYSELF.
February 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, HEAL THYSELF.
BREAKING:
Everything.
Everything.
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
BREAKING:
Everything.
Everything.
Wait, is Donald Trump TRYING to dress like Clark Kent?
January 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wait, is Donald Trump TRYING to dress like Clark Kent?
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“Person. Woman. Plane. Helicopter. BLAME!”
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“Person. Woman. Plane. Helicopter. BLAME!”
BREAKING:
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of 2025 White House Easter Egg Hunt
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of 2025 White House Easter Egg Hunt
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
BREAKING:
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of 2025 White House Easter Egg Hunt
Stock Market Collapses in Response to Projected Expense of 2025 White House Easter Egg Hunt
Has anyone seen any guardrails recently?
January 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Has anyone seen any guardrails recently?