It's time for Europe to wake up and realize that there's no negotiating with Putin.

Trying to defend the indefensible is a truly monumental task.

At this point Ukraine is fighting 2 criminal regimes.

I have the concept of a dividend check.

With tears in their eyes, they said: "Sir, do something!" And I did. I looked tremendous! No one has ever stood more powerfully during a crisis.

Nothing screams fiscal responsibility like repossessing a box of Cheerios. According to the The Bureau of Unnecessary Suffering, feeding the poor has been reclassified as "economic sabotage". The Department of Human Deprivation will be auditing all acts of kindness retroactively.

Words to live by!

Roseanne will be the Press Secretary and Alex Jones will be put in charge of Space Force. A clown car with no wheels.

Dirtimus Prime on the hunt for Dustclaw!

Buckle up! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

This will replace the logo depicting a jaguar's face which has appeared in the grilles of Jaguar cars during the past two decades. It's supposed to be a J & an r.

The Grifty Bunch