But how will I know my character is totally customizable with 1000s of possible builds if I can't wade through screen after screen of weapons, armor, rings, necklaces, boots, belts, helmets, shields, capes, gloves, skill trees, subclasses, talents, and cosmetics? Most of which aren't good/meta btw

ASCII art was the pinnacle of internet art forms and I will die on this hill without further explaining myself

It looks like the brief glimpse you get of the planet Earth in Star Trek: First Contact when they go back in time and assimilate the whole population

At least the Mondoshawan guarded Leeloo while she slept, I suspect Trump would have had other concepts of a plan for her

If "letting the bits out of a beanbag chair" were a person

I once won a match against someone playing Legacy Lands because they kept a 2 land hand and drew only spells. It should have been a blowout, I was playing budget Naya Zoo with shocklands, but instead my opponent decided to get mana screwed with a 50+ land deck

IMHO the internet enables too much cross-talk between people who "shouldn't weigh in" on the subject at hand

I don't know how to elaborate on this without sounding like I hate free speech (I don't)

We must refine our ability to know when statements deserve the dignity of responses

"I hope so, Commander, for your sake. Bob is not as forgiving as I am."

Oh this looks killer, followinggg

To be fair it played a lot like Morph; I don't think her face turn used the stack, it happened pretty quick and everyone's just responding after the fact

"Was considering multiclassing, taking 2 levels in cloaca"

"If you're a person saying shit like, "Democrats won on Tuesday, THEN DID THIS" please block or unfollow me."

Ok

You don't say

Allegedly, his physical and mental meandering are classic signs of a stroke. Some doctor on Instagram (lol) claims he's maybe got 5 good months left. I cannot vouch for the accuracy of these statements v0v