its frickin bats 🦇
LightNews LightNews
banner
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
its frickin bats 🦇
@typicaltahdig.bsky.social
970 followers 870 following 820 posts
leftist, PNW, Iranian-American, mushroom forager, loves abortions. you may know me from hit tweets as “I hate JK Rowling” and “I hate your boss”

she/her 🇵🇸
Posts Replies Media Videos
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Zohran may actually be the most charming person on earth?
Trump pivots from bashing Mamdani, predicting he will ‘do a great job’ as mayor
Trump warmed to Mamdani, even declaring he would finally feel comfortable moving back to the city with the 34-year-old democratic socialist running city hall.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
I bet it feels so good as a reporter to write “[sic]”

you basically get to say “you idiot, you fucking moron” but professionally
"As @potus just announced moments ago, today the U.S. military conducted a lethal strike in the southern Carribean [sic] against a drug vessel which had departed from Venezuela and was being operated by a designated narco-terrorist organization," Rubio wrote on X.
September 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
hi I haven’t been on here in a million years because I had a whole-ass baby. What did I miss?
Baby wearing light blue onesie, his face is covered by a high contrast card with a crab on it. He’s lying on a blanket with woodland creature designs that says “today I am 2 months”
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Someone on TikTok said the group chat blunder is the first time Trump looks like a moron and I’m losing my mind
Trump staring up at a partial solar eclipse without eclipse glasses. Melania is staring straight ahead with sunglasses on.
March 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Like YESSSS let it be known!
TikTok comment that says “such a self-important man. let's not forget his love for roman Polanski” Comment that says “Crazy that working with Roman Polanski didn't ruin his reputation first lol”
March 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Elon musk in a black MAGA hat and a Tshirt with a blazer over it
February 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
I’ve never felt older than I did seeing a bunch of people on TikTok say they’ve never heard of waterboarding.
TikTok comment that says “not me thinking waterboarding was like surfing😭😭” with 46.9 thousand likes
February 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Interesting update from Hulu
We are clarifying that, as we continue to increase the breadth and depth of the content we make available to you, circumstances may require that certain titles and types of content include ads, even in our 'no ads' or 'ad free' subscription tiers.
February 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
They can’t recognize irony at all
Tweet from the White House official account with a photo of Elon musk in the Oval Office with his kid on his shoulders. Tweet reads “If the people cannot vote and have their will be decided by their elected representatives, by the form of the President, the Senate, and the House, then we don’t live in a democracy; we live in a bureaucracy." –@ElonMusk
February 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
We’re such an embarrassing country.
Screenshot of google maps view of the Gulf of Mexico, which now says “gulf of America”
February 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Everyone’s talking about 1984 again, which forces me to remember Orwell described boobs as “ripe yet firm.”
Photo of book paragraph that reads “She twisted herself round and pressed her bosom against him. He could feel her breasts, ripe yet firm, through her overalls. Her body seemed to be pouring some of its youth and vigour into his. ‘Yes, I like that,’ he said.”
February 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
From 2024
My bingo card from last year
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
More evidence of my scary, violent comments getting removed from TikTok.
The comment that got removed was “education is so important, have you considered it?”
January 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Yeah, I’ve gotten comments removed on TikTok since November that are sooo mild. TikTok has gotten very weird.
“Wow he’s wild! Cut this man off” “He has ugly clown vibes” “In 2024? 🤢 “
January 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
I’m talking about Trump in both of these comments
Comment from TikTok that got flagged and removed that says "Denali is a much better, more respectful name for the mountain. He's such an a$$hole." Comment from TikTok that got flagged and removed that says "Ok also nobody is talking about how "America" isn't the name of our country anyway? "America" is both continents... he's so stupid fr"
January 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Stuff like this makes me feel like I’m losing my mind.
TikTok with caption “I’ve been seeing a lot of videos of people talking about George W” TikTok with caption “I don’t think people realize how funny he actually is” Comments under that TikTok that read “he’s always gonna be gramps” and “his paintings are 🤌🏼 fantastic” Comment that reads “I’m so glad he’s painting and enjoying his life now”
January 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
The biggest bummer about how much we’re talking about his salute is that no one is talking about whatever this was
January 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Day 1 and I already feel like we’re close to getting this one.
Bingo card space that says “Trump says a slur”
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
TikTok sure loves the sweet sweet taste of Trump’s boots
TikTok popup that says “Welcome back! Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.! You can continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok.”
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
🕯️
Screen with a pop up notification on TikTok that says “sorry, TikTok isn’t available right now”
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
[bernie voice] coward
Bernie sanders in his iconic big-mittens photo
January 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Don’t worry, you’re getting dragged in the replies 😂
Someone saying Gen X is tilting fascist bc of fb memes and someone else replying that their most millennial complaint is that Gen X effed up raising Gen Z and Gen z didn’t overcome it like we did boomer parenting
January 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Every day we prove Portlandia was a documentary.
Two people on portlandia shielding themselves from the sun, subtitles say “it’s the sun! Why isn’t it covered by clouds?”
January 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Ken Watanabe saying “let them fight” in a gif
December 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
typicaltahdig.bsky.social
Maybe like this?
Khaki-colored jacket on a man wearing blue jeans. The jacket has a dark brown corduroy collar.
December 17, 2024 at 11:22 PM