Rob Ashton
@typicalcowboybullshit.com
Purescript, Erlang, Rust, C, Typescript - but probably actually talking shit about video games or shit talking about code. I hail from http://codeofrob.com and that probably tells you everything you need to know about the quality of my posts.
I fucking love @hadihariri.com’s meat
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I fucking love @hadihariri.com’s meat
9 iron, 9 iron, SW - made it look easy today, please let me remember how to do this when I’m in Spain in a few days 😂
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
9 iron, 9 iron, SW - made it look easy today, please let me remember how to do this when I’m in Spain in a few days 😂
Ofc winter tees are now in operation which makes things either easier or harder depending on who you listen to
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ofc winter tees are now in operation which makes things either easier or harder depending on who you listen to
Golf turned a corner this week so it seems, I still can’t hit the big stick but I just did a round sticking to the 5w only and didn’t get a single hole over +2 (pictured a little 5w practise shot before I went on course - it’ll do!)
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Golf turned a corner this week so it seems, I still can’t hit the big stick but I just did a round sticking to the 5w only and didn’t get a single hole over +2 (pictured a little 5w practise shot before I went on course - it’ll do!)
Empty golf course, sun was out, 18 holes in 2h30 and beat my PB because I was able to hit the ball with various sticks to various distances for a change
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Empty golf course, sun was out, 18 holes in 2h30 and beat my PB because I was able to hit the ball with various sticks to various distances for a change
Answer: whatever I was doing yesterday is gone, I think I had one good hole out of 18 - miserable round if not for the glorious weather - beautiful course for a tenner
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Answer: whatever I was doing yesterday is gone, I think I had one good hole out of 18 - miserable round if not for the glorious weather - beautiful course for a tenner
Seeing as jury duty has put the kabosh on my tee off on Monday, (forecast: sunny 😭) and my lesson after that, I’m donning my full golf cunt outfit and heading out to an 18 hole muni at midday (£10 a round), are they ready for me? Am I ready for it? Fuck knows, I’ve got lots of spare balls though.
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Seeing as jury duty has put the kabosh on my tee off on Monday, (forecast: sunny 😭) and my lesson after that, I’m donning my full golf cunt outfit and heading out to an 18 hole muni at midday (£10 a round), are they ready for me? Am I ready for it? Fuck knows, I’ve got lots of spare balls though.
Absolute scenes this morning in Fairbourne
October 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Absolute scenes this morning in Fairbourne
I have real golf clubs now, I am officially middle aged
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have real golf clubs now, I am officially middle aged
What a start to a day that was
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
What a start to a day that was
Well fucking hell that was enjoyable - ended up running the whole way with Josh, and that really helped keep pace sensibly - came in first, beat the course record apparently- the aid stations had a hard time getting in place for us 🤣
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Well fucking hell that was enjoyable - ended up running the whole way with Josh, and that really helped keep pace sensibly - came in first, beat the course record apparently- the aid stations had a hard time getting in place for us 🤣
Came first (it’s not really a race but still..), just felt good, ran hard and enjoyed the views and the 🌞
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Came first (it’s not really a race but still..), just felt good, ran hard and enjoyed the views and the 🌞
Let’s go for a nice little jog eh
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Let’s go for a nice little jog eh
Caught them in vegas earlier this year but I kept almost falling asleep cos jet lag
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Caught them in vegas earlier this year but I kept almost falling asleep cos jet lag
20h and 40 minutes of sleep, 3 hours and 20 minutes of being a pain in the arse.
October 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
20h and 40 minutes of sleep, 3 hours and 20 minutes of being a pain in the arse.
5km in, it’s…. Hot 🥵
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
5km in, it’s…. Hot 🥵
These are incredible
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
These are incredible
Role playing as a bike wanker in the Wirral today
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Role playing as a bike wanker in the Wirral today
I guess that’s the end of the season, super “lucky” to have just got competent enough to drag myself around a golf course just as the final week of sunshine hit for the year - most of this in the spring I think, great way to start a day
September 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I guess that’s the end of the season, super “lucky” to have just got competent enough to drag myself around a golf course just as the final week of sunshine hit for the year - most of this in the spring I think, great way to start a day
It was all shit today, except this little chip, this was not shit
September 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It was all shit today, except this little chip, this was not shit