Ash
@typhoidashley.bsky.social
Tired teacher. Sometimes I'm kind of funny.
Know what's fun? Seeing a post from a woman like me (only half-white) and hoping I'm white-passing enough to get me through the next few years. Existence isn't supposed to be this exhausting.
July 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Know what's fun? Seeing a post from a woman like me (only half-white) and hoping I'm white-passing enough to get me through the next few years. Existence isn't supposed to be this exhausting.
I bought a pair of pants that are comfy and so gloriously 90s that I promptly bought a second pair in another color. 😂
March 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I bought a pair of pants that are comfy and so gloriously 90s that I promptly bought a second pair in another color. 😂
I haven't been sick since last June. And it was strep courtesy of my students.
I finally got a cold and I am on the struggle bus. Gotta get thru a meeting today too. 😭
I finally got a cold and I am on the struggle bus. Gotta get thru a meeting today too. 😭
March 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I haven't been sick since last June. And it was strep courtesy of my students.
I finally got a cold and I am on the struggle bus. Gotta get thru a meeting today too. 😭
I finally got a cold and I am on the struggle bus. Gotta get thru a meeting today too. 😭
I believe my brother in law is going to Japan with us now. This is his first trip out of the country. We get to do this with him!
March 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I believe my brother in law is going to Japan with us now. This is his first trip out of the country. We get to do this with him!
I love that during a video chat with our friends I ended up venting a little, then apologizing cuz it was a lot. And one of them chimes in with, "you're in a safe space. I get it." I needed that acknowledgment. I didn't know it, but I needed it.
March 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I love that during a video chat with our friends I ended up venting a little, then apologizing cuz it was a lot. And one of them chimes in with, "you're in a safe space. I get it." I needed that acknowledgment. I didn't know it, but I needed it.
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We had a perfect rainy day (almost nonstop rain) and I was stuck at work. That's a special kind of torture.
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We had a perfect rainy day (almost nonstop rain) and I was stuck at work. That's a special kind of torture.
March 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Any of my ladies just have those days where it feels like makeup and hair don't make a difference? It's just an ugly day?
Yeah that's me today. Happy Monday.
Yeah that's me today. Happy Monday.
March 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Any of my ladies just have those days where it feels like makeup and hair don't make a difference? It's just an ugly day?
Yeah that's me today. Happy Monday.
Yeah that's me today. Happy Monday.
My husband said I need a new butter dish for my fancy French butter. I told him only if @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social starts making butter dishes. 😂
February 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My husband said I need a new butter dish for my fancy French butter. I told him only if @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social starts making butter dishes. 😂
I broke a fucking nail and that sums up life right now.
February 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I broke a fucking nail and that sums up life right now.
A cozy Ashley getting ready for bed with some CBD.
February 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
A cozy Ashley getting ready for bed with some CBD.
Had to buy some random BINGO prizes and came across these. I feel @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social would approve.
February 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Had to buy some random BINGO prizes and came across these. I feel @skeletaldropkick.bsky.social would approve.
I make jello shots for the SB party every year - one color for each team. Some years I get even amounts, some years I don't. This year I have noticeably more green ones... let's hope it's a sign.
February 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I make jello shots for the SB party every year - one color for each team. Some years I get even amounts, some years I don't. This year I have noticeably more green ones... let's hope it's a sign.
The crowd at my "home base" bar is odd tonight.
February 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The crowd at my "home base" bar is odd tonight.
Didn't expect to be a gin & tonic girl but here we are.
Specifically Mermaid Zest Gin. It's delightful.
Specifically Mermaid Zest Gin. It's delightful.
February 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Didn't expect to be a gin & tonic girl but here we are.
Specifically Mermaid Zest Gin. It's delightful.
Specifically Mermaid Zest Gin. It's delightful.
My brother sent me this today. He's just my favorite.
February 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My brother sent me this today. He's just my favorite.
Today's petty laugh comes to you courtesy of...
My coworker who has her daughter signed up for Girl Scouts.
The same coworker who drank the clown kool-aid has signed her daughter up for an organization with a trans-inclusive policy. 😂
My coworker who has her daughter signed up for Girl Scouts.
The same coworker who drank the clown kool-aid has signed her daughter up for an organization with a trans-inclusive policy. 😂
February 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Today's petty laugh comes to you courtesy of...
My coworker who has her daughter signed up for Girl Scouts.
The same coworker who drank the clown kool-aid has signed her daughter up for an organization with a trans-inclusive policy. 😂
My coworker who has her daughter signed up for Girl Scouts.
The same coworker who drank the clown kool-aid has signed her daughter up for an organization with a trans-inclusive policy. 😂
Trying to menu plan for the week and it's very tempting just make pasta every day so I can eat my anxious feelings.
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trying to menu plan for the week and it's very tempting just make pasta every day so I can eat my anxious feelings.
My dreams last night were BIZARRE and felt very long and played out like I was living a movie. Can't help but wonder if that was my ridiculous anxiety at bed time.
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My dreams last night were BIZARRE and felt very long and played out like I was living a movie. Can't help but wonder if that was my ridiculous anxiety at bed time.
How are we all getting past the #bookhangover after #OnyxStorm cuz I don't know how to move on... #BookSky
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
How are we all getting past the #bookhangover after #OnyxStorm cuz I don't know how to move on... #BookSky
When your brow girl says you have new growth and your skin is looking amazing.
(As a victim of the 90s I live for new growth.)
(As a victim of the 90s I live for new growth.)
a woman in a white dress is sitting in a chair in front of a shelf .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting in a chair in front of a shelf .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When your brow girl says you have new growth and your skin is looking amazing.
(As a victim of the 90s I live for new growth.)
(As a victim of the 90s I live for new growth.)
I may post the same things here and on 🧵 because I perfected my feed over there and I want to feel that happy over here.
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I may post the same things here and on 🧵 because I perfected my feed over there and I want to feel that happy over here.
Spiraled with my students today about Disney villains and the part that made me laugh the most was when a kid raised his hand and very seriously said:
But villains are bad. So you shouldn't like them. Bad guys aren't cool.
Like, dude. I wish more people knew that.
But villains are bad. So you shouldn't like them. Bad guys aren't cool.
Like, dude. I wish more people knew that.
January 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Spiraled with my students today about Disney villains and the part that made me laugh the most was when a kid raised his hand and very seriously said:
But villains are bad. So you shouldn't like them. Bad guys aren't cool.
Like, dude. I wish more people knew that.
But villains are bad. So you shouldn't like them. Bad guys aren't cool.
Like, dude. I wish more people knew that.