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tym00.bsky.social
Fifth Lore Magister🐯
@tym00.bsky.social
non-binary, neurodivergent (ADHD confirmed, autism unconfirmed), politically depressed (living in Poland)

Warhammer Fantasy nerd, if you want to learn more about it, I can offer you unnecessarily long threads about the most obscure things in the setting.
Yes, there are humans that not only willingly live among the dead but enthusiastically so! They live in Numas and actually decided to live there long after the curse of undeath plagued Nehekara. The king of Numas, saddened by his state decided to wear a golden face mask to hide his visage. 2/5
January 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Back from my long break from this app, ready to spread some more Warhammer Fantasy knowledge!

So you know Tomb Kings? The ancient egyptian faction cursed with undeath fielding legions of skeletons and magical constructs?
The faction Settra the Imperishable leads?

They have human citizens! 1/5
January 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HOMUNCULUS
January 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If beard size isn’t a relevant factor in your fantasy setting’s dwarf society then I’m sorry but your dwarves suck.
And if it is acceptable for them to shave their beards then I don’t care for the setting as a whole.
At least 10 percent of dwarf economy should be beard grooming and accessorizing.
November 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
#Veilguard
Ok so I was part of a discussion here about the narrative design of VG but the comments got disabled (no shade, I get not wanting to debate) so I’m asking the players, do you agree with the statements in the screenshots? Is the narrative like this throughout or just in this quest?
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
brothers
a very rare sighting normally they beat the shit out of each other
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Me traversing the cursed land (Poland) in order to acquire a rare potion from the alchemist (drip coffee from a café down the steeet) and mystical incense from the merchant (vape cartridges from the convenience store) to commence my studies (go to my classes)
November 22, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Of course Sieger Vogel the legendary alcoholic mercenary that looked like Harry DuBois had way more drip because instead of makeshift metal armor he had a masterwork dwarfen helmet and masterwork norscan plate but the weapons were very similar, again pictured below (along with 10 other weapons)
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 2nd edition is peak because I made one of my characters into essentially Ned Kelly (pictured below) using only canon weapons and armor. Just make sure you have shitloads of money and dwarfen connections and you can get a break-action shotgun and a repeater pistol.
November 22, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Evil Fucking Creature but also very handsome
November 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Thinking about the Steam Tank from Warhammer Fantasy that was given to the Halflings who turned into this beautiful monster that launched hot soup at its enemies.
Quick sidenote but the Halflings in this setting are the best example of this race in all of fantasy fiction, aside from Tolkien.
November 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
first time baking, made some red velvet cookies, kinda red, very sweet, my stomach hurt after eating just one
will not try again without a stand mixer but I’m happy with the result
November 21, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 2nd Edition is so good because in this universe there are so many cool and well developed gods and god-like beings and then there’s Gundred and his thing is “be a bandit, take what you want, do what you want” and he gives his priests the power to be scary. I love him.
November 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
extremely weird creature
why do I let it stay in my home I don’t know
October 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM