Tyler Tork, Fictioneer
@tylertork.bsky.social
Writes books, develops websites, makes tiny art, and manages the worldwide Map of Free Little Art Galleries.
Links:
- https://tylertork.com/linktree
- https://freelittleartgalleries.art
@freelittleartgalleries.art.web.brid.gy
- https://torknado.com
Links:
- https://tylertork.com/linktree
- https://freelittleartgalleries.art
@freelittleartgalleries.art.web.brid.gy
- https://torknado.com
Some oat milk you have to shake, but some oat milk you do NOT have to shake, and I'm like, what dark sorcery is this?
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Some oat milk you have to shake, but some oat milk you do NOT have to shake, and I'm like, what dark sorcery is this?
Who is this Al fellow everyone is complaining about? Does he even have a last name?
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who is this Al fellow everyone is complaining about? Does he even have a last name?
Yeah he's never going to jail. Because he's no longer competent to stand trial. He got away with it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yeah he's never going to jail. Because he's no longer competent to stand trial. He got away with it.
Cat, why is your faw on my mouff
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cat, why is your faw on my mouff
If only there were some way for people to sit in the coffee shop and watch their program on their phone without other people also having to hear the audio from 25 feet away. Someone should invent something like that.
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If only there were some way for people to sit in the coffee shop and watch their program on their phone without other people also having to hear the audio from 25 feet away. Someone should invent something like that.
I'm going on a trip and need to know how many googly eyes is 3 week's supply.
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm going on a trip and need to know how many googly eyes is 3 week's supply.
Without looking it up, please speculate on the features of the $3,000 Aston-Martin luxury baby stroller.
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Without looking it up, please speculate on the features of the $3,000 Aston-Martin luxury baby stroller.
I will never be too old to love rainbow pens.
September 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I will never be too old to love rainbow pens.
The trouble with people is that they know what matters, but they choose something else.
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The trouble with people is that they know what matters, but they choose something else.
There are some events coming up that sound fun but there are probably going to be people there so I don't know.
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There are some events coming up that sound fun but there are probably going to be people there so I don't know.
“That pumpkin bread is too hot to slice.”
“Are you questioning my courage, sir?”
“Are you questioning my courage, sir?”
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“That pumpkin bread is too hot to slice.”
“Are you questioning my courage, sir?”
“Are you questioning my courage, sir?”
Using MS Excel with CSV file. After decades they still haven't bothered to correctly use quote symbols. It's part of the syntax in the CSV specification. This string of all digits is a text value. I want to see the digits, not a number in scientific notation. That's why the quotes around it.
September 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Using MS Excel with CSV file. After decades they still haven't bothered to correctly use quote symbols. It's part of the syntax in the CSV specification. This string of all digits is a text value. I want to see the digits, not a number in scientific notation. That's why the quotes around it.
My cats do not appreciate my puns.
September 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My cats do not appreciate my puns.
Why is there a "prove you're human" test on the page where I submit a utility bill payment? Are there bots that go around randomly paying people's utility bills? If so, I don't mind them paying mine.
August 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why is there a "prove you're human" test on the page where I submit a utility bill payment? Are there bots that go around randomly paying people's utility bills? If so, I don't mind them paying mine.
It would be nice to have a head of state who knows what land is in fact part of the country he supposedly leads.
August 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It would be nice to have a head of state who knows what land is in fact part of the country he supposedly leads.
Wow, I'm seeing A LOT of Gaza genocide denialist propaganda. Wonder who's paying for all this?
August 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wow, I'm seeing A LOT of Gaza genocide denialist propaganda. Wonder who's paying for all this?
Caring without action is not significantly better than not caring.
July 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Caring without action is not significantly better than not caring.
So now they’re selling “AI PCs”. This has made it my goal to not need a new computer until this fever has passed.
June 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So now they’re selling “AI PCs”. This has made it my goal to not need a new computer until this fever has passed.
Every victory landed just under the threshold for an automatic recount.
These anomalies didn’t happen nationwide. They didn’t even happen across all voting methods.
They were concentrated.
Targeted.
Specific to swing states and to Election Day voting.
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...
These anomalies didn’t happen nationwide. They didn’t even happen across all voting methods.
They were concentrated.
Targeted.
Specific to swing states and to Election Day voting.
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...
She Won. They Didn't Just Change the Machines. They Rewired the Election.
How Leonard Leo's 2021 sale of an electronics firm enabled tech giants to subvert the 2024 election.
thiswillhold.substack.com
June 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Every victory landed just under the threshold for an automatic recount.
These anomalies didn’t happen nationwide. They didn’t even happen across all voting methods.
They were concentrated.
Targeted.
Specific to swing states and to Election Day voting.
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...
These anomalies didn’t happen nationwide. They didn’t even happen across all voting methods.
They were concentrated.
Targeted.
Specific to swing states and to Election Day voting.
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-th...
it's fine to have an imaginary friend, but don't let them drive your car.
June 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
it's fine to have an imaginary friend, but don't let them drive your car.
So apparently web designers think that if they make the close gadget of their popup nearly invisible, I'll sign up for their fracking mailing list or whatever just to save myself the trouble of figuring out how else to close the dialog.
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So apparently web designers think that if they make the close gadget of their popup nearly invisible, I'll sign up for their fracking mailing list or whatever just to save myself the trouble of figuring out how else to close the dialog.
I’ve been watching Ted Lasso, and now I have to make shortbread
May 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve been watching Ted Lasso, and now I have to make shortbread
Writers who want to be anonymous use a nom de plume, except for restaurant reviewers, who use a nom de nom nom.
May 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Writers who want to be anonymous use a nom de plume, except for restaurant reviewers, who use a nom de nom nom.
If anyone is considering voting for me for pope, please do not.
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If anyone is considering voting for me for pope, please do not.