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Tyler Stevens
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Gamer. Comedian. Third thing. 🏳️‍🌈
Hulk Hogan's obituary:

This is gonna take a while, he had a lot of brothers...
July 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm convinced John Cena is on the epstein list and that's why we can't see it.
July 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No household has ever used an entire bunch of cilantro before it went bad and I refuse to believe otherwise.
July 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Me the day after the halftime show #kendrick ##superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
How I walk to the bathroom after I think its a fart but a little poo comes out
#superbowl #kendrick
February 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I guess plastic straws are better for snorting ketamine
#Elon
February 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Anyone who owns a cyber truck should go take a hike
January 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm circumcised. I hate it. Feel like I got ripped off. Eventhough my mother ensures me they cut it.
January 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When I die throw my phone into the fires of mordor
December 3, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Mfw you like my funny comment but don't follow 🥺
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Passed a restaurant called "Coffee Oysters Champagne"...just call it shit your pants. Move over Chipotle there's a new kid in town.
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The other day i was driving and I had my first accident. Which sucks because my car still smells like pee.
November 28, 2024 at 10:26 PM
My boyfriend is a god. And by that I mean he doesn't exist.
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I hate movember. It's unsafe. If everyone has a mustache how are we supposed to tell who the pedophiles are?
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Vegetables are not for single ppl...everytime I buy lettuce I use it once and the next time I open my crisper it looks like a bp oil spill. My vegetable drawer should be in the next dawn commercial.
November 26, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I'm glad skinny jeans aren't in style anymore. They were way too tight. That's the reason milennials are still wearing them. We could never get them off.
November 26, 2024 at 7:05 PM
There are gay mustaches and there are straight mustaches and if you wanna know how to tell the difference all you have to do is turn on a black light.
November 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I just learned that AI does NOT stand for artificial insemination...in other news my AI powered car is ruined.
November 24, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Oat milk is just cheerios used bathwater
November 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
November 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM