Tyler
tylerprestongivens.bsky.social
Tyler
@tylerprestongivens.bsky.social
I am not Luis Guzmán
Go into a tiny hole in the wall sushi bar. It's empty. Kinda smells like piss. Old man stands up and puts his apron back on. Old lady comes out and shows us the only sushi set available "Cash only." There's a fishing show on the TV. The sushi is delicious.
August 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Drake's definitely gonna sue YouTube for how many times I've watched this performance.
February 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It never snowed in the Gulf of MEXICO 😤
January 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I didn't really have any interest in TikTok until I heard it was going to be banned. I liked reading "banned" books when I was in highschool, so I checked it out for a couple weeks. Followed a few people I know from other social media.

It was pretty nice.
January 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How USA terrorism laws work:

Having the largest cache of homemade explosives ever seized and calling for political assassinations - Not terrorism. $25k bond.

Saying "Deny. Defend. Depose." on an earnings call. - Terrorism. $100k bond.
January 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Somebody photoshop in Ronald McDonald beside Eric Adams in the Luigi perp walk pics, plz
December 20, 2024 at 6:25 PM